Able to figure out smartphone? Check.
Have gun? WITH good trigger discipline? Check.
Have dirty laundry all over the floor? Check.
Don't give a rat's a$$ about the laundry? Check.
Four for four so far...Yup, looks like the man card is still intact.
Oh, this is good. The only clean cloths in the whole house are cowboy or camo and they are scent free! Thick skin? Oh, yeah. It runs clean thru. And iffin ya don't do laundry soon that's all we'll see!