Do you ever go #3?

[hoosierdoc]

Time to class this place up a bit...

When seeing patients I like to use humor to brighten their visit. One of my lines when they say "I have to go to the bathroom" and they have abdominal issues, I'll say, "what, #1 or #3?". I get a blank stare and then they ask what number 3 is. I say "well, nobody really just goes #2 without #1."

I generally get a good response fom adults and kids think it's hilarious.

Soooo... anyone else use this terminology?

 

[bluewraith]

We had a guy on bath salts a couple of days ago in the back of the truck.. "Hey, whats that crawling on your arm?" Much laughter insued..

 

[Fishersjohn48]

We had a guy on bath salts a couple of days ago in the back of the truck.. "Hey, whats that crawling on your arm?" Much laughter insued..

Hhhhuuuuuhhhhh. What?

 

[abnk]

Have you ever told that twice to the same person?

 

[bluewraith]

Hhhhuuuuuhhhhh. What?

Apparently they are a new drug thats not been made illegal yet. You can get them in head shops.. add water and a needle and you're flying like your on meth. This guy had a bit too much though, and was very paranoid.

 

[cobber]

Apparently they are a new drug thats not been made illegal yet. You can get them in head shops.. add water and a needle and you're flying like your on meth. This guy had a bit too much though, and was very paranoid.

They were illegal beginning July 1, 2011...

 

[hoosierdoc]

[1000TH POST]

I don't think I've used the line twice yet but you never know.

Bath salts are great, they're a perfect tool in case you are having trouble separating the winners and losers in life.

[/1000TH POST]

 

[bluewraith]

They were illegal beginning July 1, 2011...

Huh.. this guy said he got them from a head shop.. must have been sitting on them for a while. It was actually our first run in with them.. learned quite a bit.

 

[CTC B4Z]

number 3 is masturbation FYI

 

[Black_Wolf]

I thought they were smoking that crap?

Laporte having a big prob with the losers over there tweaking out on it.

Stupid is as stupid does.

 

[esrice]

This thread is wacky!

 

[Black_Wolf]

People smoking or Iv'ing bath salts are wacky.

Stupidity must be infinite.

 

[Deadly Z Driver]

I was going #3 the other day... That's when you P out your B right? lol

 

[printcraft]

I was going #3 the other day... That's when you P out your B right? lol

That's much more preferable that the other way around........

 

[hoosierdoc]

That's much more preferable that the other way around........

Medscape: Medscape Access

Yeah, that requires surgery! Enterovesicular fistula that is

 

[printcraft]

Medscape: Medscape Access

Yeah, that requires surgery! Enterovesicular fistula that is

 

[GBuck]

This thread is full of so many different types of win.

 

[buford t justice]

An old man that was a good friend would always ask a Doctor the first time he met him if he was the expert or just one of them sons a b----s that are just practicing.