Do you fart a lot?

[mrw]

This is funny, almost as good as the Farting Preacher.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU0QNQ9am2w[/ame]

 

[Bigum1969]

This is funny, almost as good as the Farting Preacher.

YouTube - farting preacher

I'm laughing so hard I can't stop crying!!

 

[TD12]

I have a problem not farting, like sometimes I wonder if there is something wrong with me because I fart so much...

The fiance, yeah she isnt too happy about it.

 

[kludge]

Better out than in, I always say.

 

[USMC_0311]

Back in the day when I was single and I wanted to break up with a girl I would eat white castles and drink crown royal....and then the dutch oven...always worked. Now that I am married white castles and crown are outlawed in the house. Now when my boy has a girlfriend over it just takes one or two toots and he has a new one pretty soon after.

 

[tmfinney]

I have more natural gas than the middle east

 

[paddling_man]

Now that I am married white castles and crown are outlawed in the house.

Both White Castles and Krystals (you'll know if you're ever south of Kentucky) are banned for consumption by yours truly... unless she-that-sleeps-in-my-bed is out of town.

 

[Benny]

Now that I am married white castles and crown are outlawed in the house.

Seriously though, what in the hell do they put in those burgers that turn you into a freaking fart machine that could gag the roto-rooter man?