Does anyone else do this?

[williamnewman1]

i pick at scabs till they bleed (like they are some parasite that absolutely has to come off)

 

[gungirl65]

I stick up for the underdog just because sometimes someone needs to do it.

 

[Doug]

I frequently look out the windows and use my split-image range finder to determine the distance to trees and buildings.

 

[Dead Duck]

I like to Pinch a Loaf in my X-wife's cat box. Really. I took her crap for ten years so I'm just paying some back. (If you do this, be sure to bury it to hide the corn).

This also works at the Bosses Christmas Party.
BTW - Don't invite people over that your mean to.

Satisfaction = Priceless

 

[sepe]

I like to tap-dance nude and hula-hoop to the "Thriller" album

I think you were at the last party I went to. You really should keep that at adult only gatherings.

 

[JettaKnight]

Ever smell someone else’s body odor and start to wonder whether or not it’s you? Well, that happened to me a few days again. It couldn’t have been that semi-attractive woman standing nearby. Well, it was. When she left, the B.O. went too along with the doubt that I did shower that morning.

 

[findingZzero]

Whenever I'm abducted by aliens, I refuse anal probes, and, when no one is looking, I pee in the warp drive.

 

[Floater]

and, when no one is looking, I pee in the warp drive.

That's why we are still having trouble reaching ludicrous speed. We'll no longer be abducting you for our research.

 

[findingZzero]

Then my work is done.