“At the time of the collision, Defendant was going 85 miles per hour.” (Paragraph 10)
“At the time of the collision, Defendant was having sex with a female.” (Paragraph 12)
“At the time of the collision, Defendant was driving admittedly drunk.” (Paragraph 13)
“At the time of the accident, Defendant was partially or totally in the backseat of the car.” (Paragraph 14)
^^^^This^^^^^
Victimless crime, move along.
come on, you gotta admit the guy deserves some sort of award for that level of multi-tasking.
Victimless crime, move along.
Not including the collision, since that is neither unique to nor more frequent than collisions not involving alcohol, who is the victim when someone drives under the influence?
I'd say the poor third party that probably **** himself when the driver started banging in the back seat.
Not including the collision, since that is neither unique to nor more frequent than collisions not involving alcohol, who is the victim when someone drives under the influence?
Maybe if it was multi-tasking that was actually productive and helpful to other members of society.
dude, lighten up. Maybe you were on duty and had your game face on. But is there some kind of rule against smiling on duty? The post was made in jest.