Economic Jokes #2

[ruger17hmr]

Three econometricians went out hunting, and came across a large deer. The first econometrician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left. The second econometrician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right. The third econometrician didn't fire, but shouted in triumph, "We got it! We got it!"

 

[snorko]

Well said sir...

If you laid every economist in the world end to end, they still would not reach a conclusion.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

A chemist, a mechanical engineer and an economist are stranded on an island. A can of green beans washes ashore.

Chemist: "Using salt water and the sun, via the chemical reaction, I can open the can."

Mechanical Engineer: "I'll use a coconut and a bamboo pole to create a lever and open the can."

Economist: "Assume a can opener."

 

[Bill B]

A chemist, a mechanical engineer and an economist are stranded on an island. A can of green beans washes ashore.

Chemist: "Using salt water and the sun, via the chemical reaction, I can open the can."

Mechanical Engineer: "I'll use a coconut and a bamboo pole to create a lever and open the can."

Economist: "Assume a can opener."

and the prepper says:"I have a p38 in my pocket"

 

[hooky]

A cop saw a macroeconomist looking for something by a lightpole, late at night.
He asked him is had had lost something there.

The economist said, "I lost my keyes over in the alley."

The policeman asked him why he was looking by the lightpole.

The economist responded, "it's a lot easier to look over here."

 

[joslar15]

Economists have forecast 9 out of the last 5 recessions.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

An economist and an IRS agent were both drowning and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?