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[SSGSAD]

Hi Allen. 50 posts (not 1 liners) ir become a site supporter $20

I am STILL trying to get 50 "quality" posts .....

So I just keep making the payments on your Bugatti .....

 

[hopper68]

Dear Fenway Forum

I was out driving in the country one day when I saw a roadside stand with a hot redhead and a sign that said free guns......

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Beware the Ginger...beware.

Never mind. Free guns!

 

[CountryBoy19]

Dang you... I was SO excited this thread finally got an update... ugh.. no update, just a bunch of people hoping for one... haha

 

[Scout]

Reading this thread makes me want to email something ridiculous, yet obvious.

"Wahh! I did something stupid and now everyone is calling me names and my panties are knotted up and chafing and I'm out of Gold Bond so tell everyone to be nice!"

 

[Bigtanker]

Bump for the new management....

 

[jagee]

Bump for the new management....

Suck up.

 

[Bigtanker]

Suck up.

I got 2 words for you....

SPEED GOAT

Reading this thread for the first time is the hardest I've laughed since I joined. I want more!!!

 

[Bigtanker]

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don't know how to use these things.Live in Wyoming,Griz comes thru the property,wolfs to often,deer,speed goats,elk down the creek quarter mile or so,no insult to them that do,but will not sit inside with this one monster when I can be out of doors.Just trying to help find dies for his shooter. not afraid to put my phone number,can at least use a phone,

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[Bigtanker]

See underlined text.

 

[Sigblitz]

Here is a speed goat in its natural habitat. This one has 3 sets of lungs.

 

[jsharmon7]

See underlined text.

They DO exist!

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Speed Goat
Slang name for the North American Pronghorn (Antilocapra americana). So named due to it's close resemblance to a goat and it's incredible speed.

While it's difficult to measure their speed, most sources state upwards of 70 Km/h, and they're known to be the second fastest land animal, second only to the cheetah, but able to sustain higher speeds for longer distances than the cheetah.

Oh, Crap! We're going to hit that speed goat. Duck! Why do they hang out near the highway?

I've given up hunting speed goats because they taste like a cross between a Slim Jim and sagebrush.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Speed Goat

 

[Birds Away]

It took three years to find that?

 

[Sigblitz]

No. That would be excessive. Only took 2 1/2 years.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

It took three years to find that?

Honestly, I never thought to look it up. The only place I heard "speed goat" was on INGO in various threads (probably referring to this one) and I just figured it was another thing like "wallet".

 

[AngryRooster]

Speed Goat
Slang name for the North American Pronghorn (Antilocapra americana). So named due to it's close resemblance to a goat and it's incredible speed.

While it's difficult to measure their speed, most sources state upwards of 70 Km/h, and they're known to be the second fastest land animal, second only to the cheetah, but able to sustain higher speeds for longer distances than the cheetah.

Oh, Crap! We're going to hit that speed goat. Duck! Why do they hang out near the highway?

I've given up hunting speed goats because they taste like a cross between a Slim Jim and sagebrush.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Speed Goat

Don't forget the best part, you can get your very own speed goat coffee mug for $31.

https://urbandictionary.store/produ...paign=onpage&utm_source=define&utm_medium=web
(Hmm, picture won't embed.)

You can even edit the definition. We need a good INGO definition to put on there...

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Don't forget the best part, you can get your very own speed goat coffee mug for $31.

https://urbandictionary.store/produ...paign=onpage&utm_source=define&utm_medium=web
(Hmm, picture won't embed.)

You can even edit the definition. We need a good INGO definition to put on there...

Wow... I'm pretty sure I would be the only one at work with a Speed Goat mug if I got one! I like the idea of an INGO definition too... if there is one.

 

[Rookie]

Am I the only one who got excited thinking Texkev was bringing this back?

 

[Birds Away]

Am I the only one who got excited thinking Texkev was bringing this back?

No.