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Shooter
Let's hear your funny jokes about Democrats.
Here's one:
A democrat, Walmart, and a blind person.
A democrat goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel.
The democrat doesn't know which one to get so they just grab one and go over to the register.
There is a Wal-Mart "associate" standing there with dark shades on.
The democrat says, "Excuse me sir...can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, " I'm blind but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes."
The democrat didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway.
He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00".
The democrat says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take it."
He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the democrat breaks wind big-time.
At first the democrat is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was the democrat...being blind he wouldn't know that the democrat was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."
The democrat says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"
He says, "Yes, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50."
Here's one:
A democrat, Walmart, and a blind person.
A democrat goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel.
The democrat doesn't know which one to get so they just grab one and go over to the register.
There is a Wal-Mart "associate" standing there with dark shades on.
The democrat says, "Excuse me sir...can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says, " I'm blind but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes."
The democrat didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway.
He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00".
The democrat says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so I'll take it."
He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the democrat breaks wind big-time.
At first the democrat is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was the democrat...being blind he wouldn't know that the democrat was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."
The democrat says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"
He says, "Yes, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50."