Favorite knife quote?

[KokomoDave]

Background before posting. My bestie and I had set-up at Ft. Wayne Coliseum gun show many years ago. We had Emerson knives displayed on a fire resistant table covering aka polymer blanket. We warned a guy that the knives are razor sharp. He said:
" Don't worry. I am a knife expert."
A couple minutes of examining and the guy puts the knife down and kinda hurriedly headed off. The knife was askew on the display so Jefferson went to adjust it and he sees deep arterial blood and notifies me. I grab my medic kit and start after the guy to assist in his first aid. I catch him and apply a hasty pressure cuff and he goes off to get stitched up. I get back and his buddy is there buying the knife. We thought he was buying it for his fallen comrade. He says:
"I seen what it did to him. That's a sharp knife and I want it!"
He bought it and we didn't think anything about it. The 1st guy comes back all stitched up and wants to buy the knife that 'bit' him. We tell him the guy that was with him bought it. He was P.O.'ed!! They must've met up and came back to our tables. 2nd guy was gloating about his purchase. We just all fell out laughing. Good times at the Fort!!!

After another similar episode involving a young man, I bought an aluminum hard sided display case with Lexan face and lock.

 

[radar8756]

Knives cut 3 ways: Fast, deep, and many.

the way I heard it was

cut you 3 ways - long deep frequently

 

[littletommy]

Background before posting. My bestie and I had set-up at Ft. Wayne Coliseum gun show many years ago. We had Emerson knives displayed on a fire resistant table covering aka polymer blanket. We warned a guy that the knives are razor sharp. He said:
" Don't worry. I am a knife expert."
A couple minutes of examining and the guy puts the knife down and kinda hurriedly headed off. The knife was askew on the display so Jefferson went to adjust it and he sees deep arterial blood and notifies me. I grab my medic kit and start after the guy to assist in his first aid. I catch him and apply a hasty pressure cuff and he goes off to get stitched up. I get back and his buddy is there buying the knife. We thought he was buying it for his fallen comrade. He says:
"I seen what it did to him. That's a sharp knife and I want it!"
He bought it and we didn't think anything about it. The 1st guy comes back all stitched up and wants to buy the knife that 'bit' him. We tell him the guy that was with him bought it. He was P.O.'ed!! They must've met up and came back to our tables. 2nd guy was gloating about his purchase. We just all fell out laughing. Good times at the Fort!!!

After another similar episode involving a young man, I bought an aluminum hard sided display case with Lexan face and lock.

Years ago, a guy Worked with was showing me his new knife. When he handed it to me, he said “watch out, it’s super sharp”, and I answered back “yeah, whatever, just let me see the damn thing”. Within a millisecond, I had gouged my hand with it! We laughed our asses off the rest of the day. We still talk about it when we see other now.

 

[BigRed]

 

[BigRed]

“A sharp knife will cut anything, a full knife will cut you!”- ShooterSix (aka me!)

dull knives are definitely more dangerous than sharp knives. People never believe you when you tell them that either.

You folks beat me to it.

 

[Ruger_Ronin]

"...you don't just want to pull the trigger, you want to put the knife in me, and look me in the eye, and see what's going on in there when you turn it, that's what you want to do, right?" ~ John Matrix (Commando)

 

[cosermann]

Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with hot butter.

 

[jbombelli]

I see you've played knifey spoony before.

 

[MindfulMan]

the way I heard it was

cut you 3 ways - long deep frequently

That's a bit incomplete. One of my best friends was the enforcer for the Bandidos Motorcycle Club.
He'd say : "I'm going to cut you five ways .... long, deep, wide, often, and with pleasure" ! (he meant every word of it)
R.I.P., Big Steve

 

[PRasko]

Make sure to unmute...

 

[Edged Tools]

"A sharp knife cuts the quickest and hurts the least."

- Katharine Hepburn

 

[Edged Tools]

“I have my favourite black knife with me all the time. It's a switchblade. It relaxes me to flick it.”

- Taylor Momsen

 

[mbkintner]

“I have my favourite black knife with me all the time. It's a switchblade. It relaxes me to flick it.”

- Taylor Momsen

Death by Rock n Roll

 

[OneBadV8]

Death by Rock n Roll

Also Cindy Lou Who

 

[STopaz1982]

"Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It's 1183 and we're barbarians!" Katherine Hepburn in "The Lion in Winter"

 

[red_zr24x4]

" If he hit you I was going to stick him"
Cousin Bob to my brother

 

[flyingsquirrel]

"A friend with a knife is a friend for life". Deadliest Catch when a crewman got tangled in the trap rope as it went over. Old Salt saved him but not the trap.

 

[Robert Richardson]

Hey, check out my new Butterfly Knife!
Hey, you got any Band-Aides????
Step daughter's boyfriend yesterday afternoon.

 

[Gaffer]

"Everyone gets hurt in a knife fight!"

 

[X ring]

"Do you know what you call someone without a knife? Someone that's always borrowing my dam knife"