[FONT=verdana, courier new,courier,tahoma,sans-serif]*Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ray
and Donnie. **As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off
the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body
away,****Ray says, 'Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.*
*Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do
it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.*
*Ray says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ray replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she
gave you a case of beer?'*
* 'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door,**I
said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken... I'm not a widow.' *
*Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are...'** [/FONT]
and Donnie. **As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off
the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body
away,****Ray says, 'Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.*
*Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do
it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.*
*Ray says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ray replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she
gave you a case of beer?'*
* 'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door,**I
said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken... I'm not a widow.' *
*Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are...'** [/FONT]
