Fork Violence. It's the new fad.

[actaeon277]

Three injured in fork stabbings | WTHITV.com Terre Haute, Indiana

Wait, it can't be.
I thought all violence was the result of guns.

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

oh geez.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Looks like they're going to have to limit the eating utensils to spoons only at the Drop in Center.

 

[chezuki]

There's no need for civilians to have FOUR prongs!! Chopsticks for everyone!!

 

[actaeon277]

Fork you.

No. Fork YOU.

 

[Bob2]

soon to be only plastic "sporks" legal

 

[Kirk Freeman]

So, no one got the fact that the reporter chick was named "Tine"r.

The Greater Lafayette Chamber of Commerce called, they say stop . . . please stop.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

So, no one got the fact that the reporter chick was named "Tine"r.

The Greater Lafayette Chamber of Commerce called, they say stop . . . please stop.

Groan.....


(I wish I'd noticed that one )

 

[mloney2]

Fork

My grandpa used to stab me in the hand with a fork for putting my hand on the table when I was young. Now what's the government going to do make it to where we have to use our hands to eat instead of forks

 

[actaeon277]

My grandpa used to stab me in the hand with a fork for putting my hand on the table when I was young. Now what's the government going to do make it to where we have to use our hands to eat instead of forks

Did you stop?

 

[Bennettjh]

Fork shortage '13.

 

[actaeon277]

Fork shortage '13.

Didn't even think of that. Wel guys, I'm off to get Silverware while I can.

 

[herby31]

When i went to boot camp in san diego some dummy in my platoon drew blood from his cheek with a fork on our 2nd day because he was eating too fast. The remainder of our three months there we were never allowed forks again. Ever try to eat an overcooked porkchop with a spoon in a hurry? And dont dare just pick it up with your hands! Sheer stupidity, and as this thread has made me realize, a near perfect parallel can be drawn to gun control.

 

[Jomibe]

Fork you.

No. Fork YOU.

Fork you too, motherforker.

 

[chezuki]

WTS: Set of 4 forks

$1500 FTF in Hendricks County

Will not separate. Lowball offers will be ignored.

No Pics.

 

[92ThoStro]

My grandpa used to stab me in the hand with a fork for putting my hand on the table when I was young. Now what's the government going to do make it to where we have to use our hands to eat instead of forks

This is something I had to get use to. Seeing a lot of my family use their hands to eat. It's normal in the Philippines and when they moved here, they still do it at home, but when eating out they will use a fork. Dad remarried to one when I was in 3rd grade. I couldn't get use to eating with my hands, I don't like grease, salt, or anything on my hands.
I work in a restaurant and I always say " I don't wear gloves to keep the food clean, I wear gloves to keep the crap off my hands! "

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Its probably all of the fork violence in video games today that puts stuff like this in people's minds.

 

[patience0830]

This thread is all forked up.

 

[Classic]

What the fork, is this thread still going on?

My daughter's old elementary school saw this one coming. No metal utensils allowed EVER, only plastic spoons and forks. Only teachers allowed to possess plastic knives.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

I'd just like to remind everyone that forks are always ready to stab. Never point the prongs at anything you don't want to gouge. You may think forks never just gouge on their own, but you probably didn't hear about the Regency Serving four tine at the All City BBQ competition.

Dishwashers should be unloaded over a sand barrel. Drawers should be metal lined.