Free Mbills!

[SkullDaddy.45]

Mbills has been kidnapped and is probely being tortured with turkey bacon and made to wear pants. Mbills is a pharmacist. Which means that everyday he's in captivity, the elderly men in his town are not achieving erections. So whoever has done this dasterly deed, needs to give him proper pork bacon, take his pants off and send him home!
Free Mbills!

 

[DoggyDaddy]

"Free" Mbills? He's a bargain at twice the price!

 

[SEIndSAM]

Is he tied up??? Maybe he likes it??

 

[Birds Away]

By all means, let him run free.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Is he tied up??? Maybe he likes it??

I hope they ain't probing him, he'll never want to come home then!

 

[hoosierdoc]

Is this a post from the future?

 

[Birds Away]

Is this a post from the future?

I thought maybe it was an exercise in positive thinking.

 

[churchmouse]

 

[KJQ6945]

Shouldn't we put this to a vote. I'm sure Que had really good reasons to ban him. Let's not rush to judgement.

 

[Birds Away]

Shouldn't we put this to a vote. I'm sure Que had really good reasons to ban him. Let's not rush to judgement.

Or maybe put it before the President and Congress. I'm sure they could reach a compormise.

 

[churchmouse]

We are still hoping Mbills mission is a success. Retrieval of documents from that cold dark place is very dangerous.......and smelly........

 

[hoosierdoc]

Wait, what is "eternal shooter"? What did I miss? Is this like in Flatliners where you die for a while to save someone and then your friends resuscitate someone? If so, I missed the PM and it may be too late.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Is this a post from the future?

Sorry Doc but this is breaking news. Mbills has been kidnapped by a hostile Mod. Last seen in a white van with a Walmart bag over his head. He was being forced fed turkey bacon and wearing pants and a shirt the said " Spring Break Branson Missouri 2006"

 

[Birds Away]

Sorry Doc but this is breaking news. Mbills has been kidnapped by a hostile Mod. Last seen in a white van with a Walmart bag over his head. He was being forced fed turkey bacon and wearing pants and a shirt the said " Spring Break Branson Missouri 2006"

The horror....

 

[hoosierdoc]

I'm guessing this is a fake shooter thing where you change your title to that and remove your avatar. Didn't some members get temp banned for that a year or so ago?

 

[lovemachine]

Who's mbills?

 

[Birds Away]

Who's mbills?

I think he's the kid who polishes all of the banhammers.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I think he's the kid who polishes all of the banhammers.

You mean Mbills is the Ingo FLUFFER??

 

[OakRiver]

I slack off for a day and I miss the good stuff

 

[Lectric102002]

Somebody start a poll.