Fun search terms for the wife to find

[Snapdragon]

Yeah, ixnay on the afflesway.

 

[Cozy439]

Not a new search suggestion, but I can see that next quarter, the 2 main news headlines will read: 'American productivity plummets" & "Google logs it 1 Trillionth search and user request know no bounds".

 

[LowerSW]

"Is it true that a pig will eat human bones"
"How to cash a lottery ticket without the wife finding out"
"How to let your wife know you have been fired"
"Other creative uses for vaseline"
"Is it wrong to be attracted to....."
"Why are Penguins so sexy looking"

 

[Bennettjh]

"Women with beards".

 

[chocktaw2]

Saipem7000pictures

 

[SERparacord]

Discreet escorts

 

[Caleb]

"So you want to be a porn star"

 

[shibumiseeker]

"How to make my penis smaller."

 

[Caleb]

Mail order bride

 

[shibumiseeker]

"How many goats can you keep in the house."

 

[Caleb]

How to raise your IQ by eating gifted children

 

[joslar15]

Grilling Human Ribs and other Corresponding Cuts

 

[SERparacord]

Cure for crabs

 

[tv1217]

"Where to buy Cosby sweaters in bulk"

 

[KittySlayer]

Cubic zirconia.

Hiding money from family, friends and the IRS.

How to hide my Google search history.

 

[SERparacord]

Breaking in a new babysitter.

 

[CathyInBlue]

"How to make my penis smaller."

Asked no man, ever.

 

[Caleb]

101 ways to cook tofu and love it

 

[Magneto]

Easiest way to dispose of a body
How to introduce your wife to the kid she didn't know you had
What is the age of consent in Indiana
How to plan a trip to a Nevada brothel
How to tell your wife you have a scat fetish

 

[SERparacord]

How to disappear successfully.