funniest thing wife/GF said?

[bowtie]

Gun related of course

Last year the transmission on my corvette went out so while I was pricing a replacement she asked the price, I told her and asks "why so much?" Rather than get technical I reply "cause its a bullet proof trans." She replied: "Who is going to shoot at a transmission on a car that is pointless!"

 

[IndyGunSafety]

lolololol!

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

"I've never had Pez candy."

Seriously!

 

[iSaladbar]

the other day she said "you are cahoots!"

WTF?!?!! who says cahoots anymore?!?!

 

[snowrs]

"I Do"

 

[0750turbo]

I have recently used the phrase that someone was "in cahoots" with someone or something else but never heard it said as someone was "cahoots". Maybe you were planning something devilish with youself

 

[snorko]

Two gems:

1) "WTF, you sold my Sig?" in my defense, it was mine

2)she was talking to a friend "when the zombies come, snorko shoots while I reload mags"

 

[Bunnykid68]

Two gems:

1) "WTF, you sold my Sig?" in my defense, it was mine

2)she was talking to a friend "when the zombies come, snorko shoots while I reload mags"

I like the way your girlfriend thinks

 

[doglb]

Wife "sure honey buy whatever gun you want"
Not funny...but sure damn scary!

 

[Matthew_DM]

My wife's friend asked her what we would do in a zombie apocalypse (don't really remember the context). My wife replied "We would grab our shotguns and have a heyday"

 

[hacksawfg]

Wife "sure honey buy whatever gun you want"
Not funny...but sure damn scary!

So how bad did she wreck the car?

 

[Mosinguy]

"It's not that I don't like guns, it's just that I don't like YOU having guns."

 

[Butros17]

Mother in law trying to show interest my weekend plans.

"So I heard you were going out to that gun show at the armory. Whatcha lookin for? Like a certain 'excalibur' rifle or somethin?"

 

[Raskolnikov]

"I know what a Kalashnikov is! I'm from Bulgaria, stupid!"

--My ex-girlfriend as I describing my AK-47. She then went on to brag about her expertise in using them (full-auto, of course).

Never try to explaining anything to a Bulgarian woman. She'll make you feel one-upped, inexperienced, and moronic.

 

[red_zr24x4]

When I first started dating the wife, her mom said "He carries a gun? He's a drug dealer!"

 

[snapping turtle]

While driving south of bedford IN to buy a dog I stated " look trailer park, church, trailer park, church, trailer park, church."

She said "of course they are praying there are no tornado's."

I laughed for day's.

 

[singlesix]

"why do you need another gun?"

 

[Fishersjohn48]

I thought you only had one gun?

 

[northtownship]

While shooting some clays in the backyard she turns around and says "we need a couple more of these". I ask Clays? She said "no, double barrel shotguns".

 

[TheJoker]

The first time I took her hand gun shooting, I took a nice variety of weapons; but, I had a S&W Model 60 that I just knew she would love. After shooting the Model 60, she handed it back to me, picked up my S&W Model 39-2 and said: "I like this one! Those (revolvers) are MUCH too complicated!"

So, I traded the Model 60 for this and gave it to her for Christmas: