FUNNY MILITARY MARCHING TUNES.

[drop45]

Left left left right left, left left left right left. My jock is loose my belt is tight my balls are swinging from left to right. Left left left right left.

 

[17 squirrel]

As much as I'd love to post, I will " Shirley " get a 30 day again.

 

[451_Detonics]

Marching tunes? Seriously?

They are called cadence calls...or Jody calls because Jody was the a-hole who stole your girl back home

Jody, Jody six feet four
Jody never had his ass kicked before.
I'm gonna take a three-day pass
And really slap a beating on Jody's ass!

 

[CPT Nervous]

My personal favorite, I used to always call this one out:


Burning down the village, killing all the people,
Pour some napalm in the square

Do it on a Sunday morning,
Catch them on their way to prayer

Throw some candy in the school yard,
Watch the kiddies gather 'round

Lock and load my two four niner,
Mow those little ****ers down

 

[TWalker]

left right, left right, left right kill
left right left you know we will!

Goin to the church
where the old people pray
pull out my uzi
AND BEGIN TO SPRAY!

left right, left right, left right kill
left right left you know we will!

Goin to a store
where all the women shop
pull out your machete
AND BEGIN TO CHOP!

left right, left right, left right kill
left right left you know we will!

goin to a school yard
where all the kiddies learn
pull out the torch
and laugh as they burn!

left right, left right, left right kill
left right left you know we will!

 

[jerrob]

Showin' my age here.

A yellow bird, with a yellow bill, landed on, my window sill, I coaxed him over, with a piece of bread, and then I smashed, his f!@#ing head.

 

[j4jenk]

Showin' my age here.

A yellow bird, with a yellow bill, landed on, my window sill, I coaxed him over, with a piece of bread, and then I smashed, his f!@#ing head.

The end of this one:
The moral of, the story was said, to get some head, you need some bread.

 

[Kurr]

tiny bubbles, in my beer
makes me happy and full of cheer

tiny bubbles, in my wine,
makes me happy, all the time

tiny bubbles, in her t#@t
makes me wonder, just what shes got

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C: The prettiest girl
F: The prettiest girl
C: I ever saw
F: I ever saw
C: was sipping bourbon
F: was sipping bourbon
C: through a straw
F: Through a straw
C: The prettiest girl
F: The prettiest girl
C: I ever saw
F: I ever saw
F: was sipping bourbon (stomp), through a straw.

I walked right up
I sat right down
I ordered up
another round.

I placed my hand
upon her knee
she said GI
your teasing me.

I placed my hand
upon her thigh
she said GI
that's way too high.

I picked her up
I laid her down
her long blond hair
lay all around.

the wedding was
a formal one
her daddy had
a white shotgun.

and now I've got
a mother-in-law
and 14 kids
who call me pa.

The moral of
the story is clear
instead of bourbon
stick with beer!!

 

[draketungsten]

One that we sang when I was in....

My girl's a vegetable
She lives in a hospital
But I would do anything
To keep her alive


She has a green TV
It's called an EKG
But I would do anything
To keep her alive


She has no arms or legs
That's why we call her pegs
But I would do anything
To keep her alive


Sometimes I play a joke
Pull the plug and watch her choke
But I would do anything
To keep her alive


Each time she breaths in air
She sounds like Darth Vader
But I would do anything
To keep her alive


She prefers pureed food
Sucks it down with a plastic tube
But I would do anything
To keep her alive

 

[CPT Nervous]

Some good memories here.

A little yellow birdie with a little yellow bill
Landed on my windowsill

Lured him in with a little piece of bread
Then I smashed his little ****ing head

Me, oh my, I'm such a clutz
I missed his head and smashed his nuts

 

[CPT Nervous]

Runnin' to McDonald's with my M16
I'm a mean mother****er, I'm a killin' machine

Forgot my burger, forgot my fries
Lock and load, now everybody dies!

Fry girl tried to run for the door
CLICK CLOCK BOOM! Now she's bloody on the floor