GLOCK Announces Legendary Spokesperson Chuck Norris

[KellyinAvon]

**** yeah. My life is complete.
Hope we get to meet him at NRA show

The line is starting to form now.

 

[femurphy77]

President Roosevelt once said: "We have nothing to fear but Chuck Norris"!

 

[Chr15topher]

This thread turned amazing in the short time I was away working.

 

[Trigger Time]

Glocks just went up $100 each. Chuck Norris mustache trimmings will now gently brush against each Glock Pistol as it leaves the assembly line.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Really? You are going to leave it to Freeman?

*claps hands*

Alrright, let's get started.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Chuck Norris can speak Austrian.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Chuck Norris will shoot 3 Glock 26 pistols on the next Avenger movie

 

[Kirk Freeman]

When Chuck Norris was having sex in a junkyard in Germany, his seed accidentally spilled on a pile of rusted junk. We call that pile "Korth Firearms" now.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Chuck Norris knows all the Glock models to infinity.

 

[deo62]

I heard Chuck stippled a Glock just by picking it up .

 

[2A_Tom]

This thread went way down when Freeman got in it.


Can't get much better than R. Lee Ermey, but they have done well.

 

[2A_Tom]

 

[WebSnyper]

Glock is changing the name of the company to Chuck... and there is no longer any need to add Perfection to any advertising, because well it would be redundant now.

 

[NyleRN]

I'm gonna have the first one off the line made just for you. Serial #CM001

 

[Bigtanker]

May not be suitable for work.


[video=youtube_share;ZrHmcpRAZNs]http://youtu.be/ZrHmcpRAZNs[/video]

 

[Vigilant]

Glock vs. 1911, 9MM vs. .45, it’s all irrelevant now, the Chuck 19 is the greatest combat pistol ever built.

 

[churchmouse]

I'm gonna have the first one off the line made just for you. Serial #CM001

Well then I will have to join you at the range.

 

[Joniki]

I honestly thought Chuck Norris had better taste then this. He is a wheel gun kinda guy.

 

[Bigtanker]

I honestly thought Chuck Norris had better taste then this. He is a wheel gun kinda guy.

Ok. I guess G**** is better than a Taurus!

 

[Blackhawk2001]

I like Glocks, but I've never seen Chuck carry one in any of his movies or on television. But I guess even when you're 79 you can make a positive life choice . . .