Good thing we have a couch, a futon, AND a guest bed...

[Indy_Guy_77]

Wife: Have you seen those 30-day exercise challenges people have posted on Facebook? Like 30-day squat challenge, 30-day abs challenge, etc?

Indy_Guy_77: I think I may have seen someone post it, but I didn't look closely.

Wife: I think April (her sister) are going to do one. I'm going to do the abs one and she's going to do the squat one. She said that she wants to tone her butt up after having two kids.

Indy_Guy_77: You tell your sister that her butt is just fine...

-J-

(This from a guy who bought her a Dyson Animal for Christmas a few years ago...)

 

[steveh_131]

Smooth. Real smooth.

 

[RedneckReject]

Do you have a garage? Because you may want to put whatever you're sleeping on it there. It would help if it was a detached garage, too...

 

[Westside]

I know a good lawyer or three if you need one.


I apologize that I can't stop laughing right now.

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

Not a detached garage, no.

Just two attached ones.

 

[Ripper]

Bought my wife the newest Shark vacuum for Christmas... She was not happy, but I'm loving it!

 

[RedneckReject]

Not a detached garage, no.

Just two attached ones.

My suggestion would be to pick one and hang out there for a while

 

[ghuns]

The OP made me laugh. Then it reminded me of a joke that involves rodeo, a wife, and her sister, that I can't even come close to making INGO safe. Now I can't stop laughing and people at work are looking at me funny.

 

[Navykid05]

This is one of the many reasons I get on INGO when I need a break from doing my work

 

[hoosierdoc]

Well played

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

Well played

No playin'!

I really did utter those words. heh

 

[1988-4551]

Tell her your sleeping in garage one, then sleep in garage two. Maybe even set up a dummy sleeping bag in the first with a nanny cam.

 

[Bennettjh]

Wow.

Smooth as silk.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

Her name isn't Indy_Gal_77?

 

[Benny]

So which one did your wife decide to sleep on after your kicked her out of bed for getting mad at your comment?

 

[GunSlinger]

Gunslingers First Rule of Marriage: Never under any circumstances buy your wife an appliance/present with an electrical cord attached...small battery operated gifts on the other hand can work out nicely...

 

[RedneckReject]

Gunslingers First Rule of Marriage: Never under any circumstances buy your wife an appliance/present with an electrical cord attached...small battery operated gifts on the other hand can work out nicely...

2 points for you!

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

I need to report that since uttering the statement, I've been "sleeping" in the King Size in the master bedroom - right next to Mrs. Indy_Guy_77....

And I really and truly did buy her (well, us...) a Dyson a few years ago. I also bought "us" a Canon DSLR...ahem.

All in all, I'm glad my wife generally "gets" my humor/satire and attempts at such. Those who have met me know that I'm not a small guy. And those that have met the both of us know that my wife can put the hurt on anyone she wanted to. Thankfully that hasn't been me. Yet.

-J-

 

[MrsGungho]

so is it bad that I asked for a Dyson for Christmas a couple years ago?

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

so is it bad that I asked for a Dyson for Christmas a couple years ago?

You ask for sucky gifts...