Got sucker punched today

[Sheltie]

Thanks for sharing the story. I've been sucker punched once and I don't think there is a way to avoid it. You can't stop what you don't see.

 

[Tireburner Turner]

Hey I feel for ya man....i have a couple buddies that have been sucker punched up here in the haute. Wether people believe it or not, stuff like this happens every night in a college town. I see guys hitting and getting hit all the time for NO REASON except that they have a little too much "liquid courage" in them and they just feel like getting wild.

I hope your nose heals up, but i can tell you that to get it straight again it WILL require surgery. I broke mine and the doc said it wont ever look right without surgery, and the surgery sucked, i had eight inches of packing up both nostrils for 2 days...

Get well soon, and thank you for your service!!

 

[MACHINEGUN]

 

[trad78]

Dude, not to put myself on the spot, but i got Donkey punched in a bar a couple of weeks ago. Guy ran up, hit me in the back of the head and kept running. I was a little embarrased (sp), but at least I got right back up to look for him. Haven't seen the stroke since then (he was a regualr at the same tavern).

 

[ihateiraq]

Dude, not to put myself on the spot, but i got Donkey punched in a bar a couple of weeks ago. Guy ran up, hit me in the back of the head and kept running. I was a little embarrased (sp), but at least I got right back up to look for him. Haven't seen the stroke since then (he was a regualr at the same tavern).

you and i have different definitions of the term "donkey punch". i read the first sentence and my jaw dropped.

 

[Jubbie]

Jaw dropping isn't involved in the donkey punch. I think you are doing it wrong. Trad78 is closer.

 

[printcraft]

Dude, not to put myself on the spot, but i got Donkey punched in a bar a couple of weeks ago. I was a little embarrased (sp), but at least I got right back up to look for him. Haven't seen the stroke since then (he was a regualr at the same tavern).

Was it the blue oyster bar??

 

[88GT]

nm

 

[Colt556]

 

[rhart]

Ok, I'll stir the pot. Another negative for OC. If you are down and out like you said, that left your gun easy pickens. This guy obviously had a resentment for you or targeted you for a reason, bad enough to assault you. WHat makes you think he would stop there. Now, you have a guy that wants to F**k you up with a handgun.
That should do it.

 

[Benny]

Was it the blue oyster bar??

I don't think I want to know anything else about that bar...I'm guessing it's the equivalent to Evansville's "Someplace Else(or something like that)."

BTW, someone needs to explain to that guy what a donkey punch is...If he does know what it is, lets just say I'm glad I don't live anywhere near Griffith, IN.

 

[Blue Tile Spook]

BTW, someone needs to explain to that guy what a donkey punch is...If he does know what it is, lets just say I'm glad I don't live anywhere near Griffith, IN.

Or maybe he knows and he liked it because he said that he got up and went searching for the guy right away...

 

[Benny]

Or maybe he knows and he liked it because he said that he got up and went searching for the guy right away...

This thread just got awesome.

 

[Andre46996]

Donkey punch - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner (a male) punching the receiving partner (male or female) in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits)); the alleged goal is to cause the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up, thereby increasing the pleasure of the penetrating partner;[2] however, as stated below, there is no medical evidence that it works, or for that matter any reason that it would. When used, the donkey punch is almost exclusively executed during or just before the orgasm of the penetrating partner.[3]
There is some controversy concerning whether the initial sexual act is restricted to anal sex prior to the donkey punch, or whether muscular contraction after the blow to the back of the head or neck during vaginal sex can also qualify as a donkey punch. It has even been proposed that a possible use of the donkey punch is to create a situation in which there can be a "surprise anal penetration" tantamount to sexual assault or rape.[4]

 

[E5RANGER375]

it works, just be ready to run afterwards

last time i talked about something similar on INGO, it involved doing sexual things to eradic driving soccer moms and one of the mods deleted my post, so the above is all im saying

Oh to the OP. i hope your nose heals up nice, but you being a Marine your probly gonna get it broke again by a Army Ranger you talk smack to anyways, so dont spend too much money getting it fixed. Thanks for your service!!!

 

[Panama]

):

Donkey punch!
Don't think I would tell anyone if that happened to maself!

BAAAAAAWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[Benny]

last time i talked about something similar on INGO, it involved doing sexual things to eradic driving soccer moms and one of the mods deleted my post, so the above is all im saying

Definition please.

(I'm up in the air if that word is supposed to be erotic or erratic.)