The top two aren't necessarily bad things. The bottom one is hard to comprehend, though.HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Lichtenstein. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
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Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
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