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Things to know:
Glocks are either awesome or they suck.
1911s are awesome or they suck.
9mm is awesome according to some.
.45acp kills the soul but is not a death-ray
"Fudd" is not a term of endearment.
.40 S&W is awesome or a dead caliber
"19" can mean Glock or S&W (I have one of each by the way...)
Revolvers aren't just for little old ladies
"Bacon" is an awesome food and a default for polls
