HELP!!!LURK TEAM SIX STOLE MY WALLET!!!!

[Snapdragon]

We'll start our own gang.

It's not a gang, it's a club.

 

[Rookie]

Well, gangs are better, so we'll start one.

 

[Bunnykid68]

We'll start our own gang.

Reported, but I want in

 

[Rookie]

It will be like jets and sharks up in here.

Mandatory gang item:

Switchblade comb.

 

[Bunnykid68]

It will be like jets and sharks up in here.

Mandatory gang item:

Switchblade comb.

All I have is a real switchblade, no comb

 

[Snapdragon]

It will be like jets and sharks up in here.

Mandatory gang item:

Switchblade comb.

That's fine, you can have your knife combs. But don't bring a knife comb to a gun comb fight.

 

[Rookie]

What a loser.

I'll say it again. Switchblade comb is mandatory.

 

[Rookie]

That's fine, you can have your knife combs. But don't bring a knife comb to a gun comb fight.

Well, crap.

 

[rhino]

All I have is a real switchblade, no comb

This one time, in English class in high school, I had my switchblade out, and the teacher saw me, and then her eyes got, like, all big and sh**, so I was all, then she was all, so then I acted like I was combing my hair with it like it was a comb, so she relaxed, but I was like, what am I going to do with this chunk of hair?

 

[Bunnykid68]

What a loser.

I'll say it again. Switchblade comb is mandatory.

Does a serrated blade count?

 

[mbills2223]

 

[Rookie]

Can you comb your greasy hair with it?

 

[rhino]

Uh, looks like you win. Again.

That's fine, you can have your knife combs. But don't bring a knife comb to a gun comb fight.

 

[Snapdragon]

This one time, in English class in high school, I had my switchblade out, and the teacher saw me, and then her eyes got, like, all big and sh**, so I was all, then she was all, so then I acted like I was combing my hair with it like it was a comb, so she relaxed, but I was like, what am I going to do with this chunk of hair?

LMAO

 

[Snapdragon]

Uh, looks like you win. Again.

What do I win?

 

[rhino]

LMAO

Only the chunk of hair part and the affected speech pattern are embellishments! The rest is . . . AS IT HAPPENED!

 

[Rookie]

What do I win?

Not a switchblade comb...

 

[Snapdragon]

Not a switchblade comb...

*pouts*

 

[Rookie]

*pouts*

Sorry. Told you gangs were cooler.

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]