Gimme the duck size horses any day. I bought some pepper spray and they tell you test it. I went outside and was planning on spraying a bush, next thing I know, here comes an angry duck. I sprayed that son of a biscuit eater and he just kept coming. I had to run to the front door and go inside. Then I realized I left my dog outside. Look out the window and she's running from 4 ducks and 8 geese. Eff that.