Holy Toledo! man shoots Penis

[sig-man]

Must have been loaded with "Ball" ammo

 

[halfmileharry]

Must have been loaded with "Ball" ammo

Well, it's empty now.

 

[oldpink]

Well, that's probably the last time that this bozo will ever go bang.
Hey, at least he won't be able to contaminate the world with more of his own kind now.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Yup. His line's been cut short

 

[Libertarian01]

Let me just say that I a SO HAPPY it was my finger instead of...

 

[GunSlinger]

Stupidity really does hurt

 

[HoughMade]

Even money on XD? XD with appendix carry is my bet.

I knew I would be too late to make the first appendix carry crack.

 

[ghuns]

Dude's gonna need an operation. An add-a-dictomy.

 

[Hoosierdood]

2" python is my bet, if he's lucky. No idea what gun he did it with.

I see what you did there.

 

[AndersonIN]

I really had hoped all of these "penis jokes" would have been of HIGHER CALIBER!!!

 

[chipbennett]

Confucius say: Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

(Confucius might need to update his saying now. There's more than one way to visit the capital of Thailand, it seems.)

 

[oldpink]

Confucious say: Man with hole in pocket go around feeling cocky all day.

 

[bacon#1]

What does the left nut say to the right nut, look at the, oh wait never mind.

 

[LCSOSgt11]

Maybe, just maybe, the "owner" was putting down a revolt. Maybe, the offending organ was going to wander off on its own, to conduct malice and mayhem.

 

[bobzilla]

I average to admit I'm not that good of a shot.

 

[Phase2]

I average to admit I'm not that good of a shot.

Well, when the target is that small...

 

[halfmileharry]

Maybe.... Just Maybe..... He saw his future and didn't want all the bills associated with a penis.
I never added up the money that my penis cost me but without a doubt it's a substantial sum without question.
Quitting drinking and smoking was a piece of cake compared to the problems my penis caused me.

 

[Lex Concord]

I saw the thread title and wondered "Did the man feel threatened by the penis?". "Was it about to shoot him?" "Did he fear for his life?"...

Upon opening the thread, I realized it wasn't a self-defense story, he had just come up with a new meaning for ND.

All I can say is it sounds painful, and there's not much detail.

I can imagine the ER doc saying the same thing on the way to the next patient.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

So, have we determined if it is an XD or (my second guess) a Ruger LCP?

 

[Sticky]

Darwinism in action.