No chance...all those broken, golden, crispy pieces are kept by God. He has a big bowl...right beside His golden throne in Heaven. Bacon... God's snack food...I wonder how I could get on the list for the broken peices.
No chance...all those broken, golden, crispy pieces are kept by God. He has a big bowl...right beside His golden throne in Heaven. Bacon... God's snack food...
Screw the milk.... Got bacon?
Rock on!!!!!Made me have to go and have Bacon!! & diet Coke,
Microwave Bacon v. Fried Bacon v. Oven Bacon
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Glock v. XD v. (you get the point)
In the end of the day, they're all going to accomplish the same thing - BACON! The first rule of gunfighting is to have a gun, and the first rule of bacon eating is you need bacon!!
That's pure communist propaganda. We all know bacon is made by angels and then each slice is blessed by the hand of God Himself....and delivered to all good little boy and girl gun owners by....the bacon stork, yeah...that's it!!
P.S. God does NOT own a microwave. Heavenly bacon is made directly over the fires from Hell...to punish Satan with the Heavenly aroma. Angels stand around the hickory fire and fan that magnificent smell down into the pit of darkness. Satan can smell...but he can't touch. No bacon for the evil...
No chance...all those broken, golden, crispy pieces are kept by God. He has a big bowl...right beside His golden throne in Heaven. Bacon... God's snack food...