How do you celebrate EARTH DAY?

[rhino]

1. Rent the vehicle with the worst gas mileage available.
2. Drive to a mall parking lot.
3. Park with engine running.
4. Exit vehicle.
5. Place brick on gas pedal.
6. Lock vehicle.
7. Leave.

 

[amboy49]

1. Rent the vehicle with the worst gas mileage available.
2. Drive to a mall parking lot.
3. Park with engine running.
4. Exit vehicle.
5. Place brick on gas pedal.
6. Lock vehicle.
7. Leave.

You left out:

(1) Ensure you're out of the range of security cameras

(2). Report the car stolen

 

[Kirk Freeman]

That beard is a little much for a lawyer. Based on his contempt charge, he obviously doesn't make very good decisions.

Ummm, his name is Somberg. He is likely Polish Ashkenazi and likely a form of Orthodox or Conservative.

 

[Haven]

In an effort to double my footprint, I like to duplicate the amount of bits and bytes and electrons consumed on this day.

Stalker.

And we took my SUV instead of the Mustang, mostly because it seats the three of us, where the Mustang might be a little tight for whoever we shoehorned into the backseat.

 

[24Carat]

Use to celebrate it blowing a few joints on the quad at Ball State.

Since then it's been rather anticlimactic actually.

 

[1775usmarine]

I drove my diesel truck that rolls smoke to lake Michigan and threw 4 gallons of used motor oil in, went home doused 4 car tires, and 4 truck tires in 10 gal of used oil and set ablaze. I then went inside and had every outlet plugged in and the item turned on. I also ran my AC all day. I then let my lawn mower, chainsaw, and leaf blower idle till they ran out. I then found some R12 tanks in my garage and let them vent to the atmosphere. After all was said and done I cooked a big steak and drank a 24 pack while throwing my cans into the woods.

 

[rhino]

You left out:

(1) Ensure you're out of the range of security cameras

(2). Report the car stolen

Nah, I'll come back with a can of gas and return it the next day.

 

[rhino]

I added a bonus this year. I clear-cut just the young, vibrant growth from a few dozen acres. I left the old, sickly trees to continue not consuming much CO2 or releasing much O2.

Then I ridiculed some endangered species to their little faces. And I punched a whale in the gut. I'm racist.

Then I sprayed the contents of a case of 1970s Aqua-Net I had stashed for this occasion.

 

[TB1999]

I added a bonus this year. I clear-cut just the young, vibrant growth from a few dozen acres. I left the old, sickly trees to continue not consuming much CO2 or releasing much O2.

Then I ridiculed some endangered species to their little faces. And I punched a whale in the gut. I'm racist.

Then I sprayed the contents of a case of 1970s Aqua-Net I had stashed for this occasion.

That was a good year for aqua net. Assuming you also lit the stream on fire, what did you torch?

 

[SMiller]

I had the converters removed from my truck, it sure stinks now.

My neighbors burned their house down, sure trumped my earth day festival.

 

[littletommy]

My neighbors burned their house down, sure trumped my earth day festival.

Wow! Now THAT is commitment, right there!

 

[Joseph]

By putting brass jackets and lead back into her

 

[rhino]

That was a good year for aqua net. Assuming you also lit the stream on fire, what did you torch?

How do you think I clear cut all of that new growth? Slash, spray, and burn, baby!

 

[trucker777]

I did not celebrate earth day.

 

[UTL]

I use both ends of the Q-tip and smash my water bottles to 66% less size. Winning

 

[Leo]

Didn't one of them wind up getting killed by her boyfriend (the founder of ED) and turned into compost?

I remember that he was charged with that, but it has been a long time ago.

 

[hopper68]

Didn't one of them wind up getting killed by her boyfriend (the founder of ED) and turned into compost?

Earth Day Co-Founder Killed, Composted His Girlfriend | The Daily Caller

 

[red_zr24x4]

I did not celebrate earth day.

Slacker

I use both ends of the Q-tip and smash my water bottles to 66% less size. Winning

Over achiever

 

[Route 45]

Jesus created the earth? I don't seem to recall that particular bible story. That must have come as quite a surprise to the hundreds of generations of people who lived and died before him.

 

[gregr]

Jesus created the earth? I don't seem to recall that particular bible story. That must have come as quite a surprise to the hundreds of generations of people who lived and died before him.

Since God the Father, and Jesus Christ the Son are one in the same, yes, Jesus created the earth, He is Lord.