I didn't vote for Trump - my guns did.
Well, I voted FOR my guns because they were not allowed to vote on their own. So technically, Yes, I made a "Strawman Vote" but I think it's legal in this case. Hey, if people can marry their cars....
Why did my guns vote for Trump? I can definitely say it was for self preservation. They don't want to "End" any time soon. They are single issue voters. Can you blame them?
Are my guns religious? I know a few of them are. In fact for years they have been going to church on a regular basis. They are very well behaved and I've never heard a peep out of any of them during the services.
The real question here is -
Would Martin Luther King Jr. have voted for Trump? I think he would have. In the past he has voted "against" people in elections for one reason or another and this last election was all about voting against opponents rather than voting for anyone in particular.
Oh Happy Day!
Well, I voted FOR my guns because they were not allowed to vote on their own. So technically, Yes, I made a "Strawman Vote" but I think it's legal in this case. Hey, if people can marry their cars....
Why did my guns vote for Trump? I can definitely say it was for self preservation. They don't want to "End" any time soon. They are single issue voters. Can you blame them?
Are my guns religious? I know a few of them are. In fact for years they have been going to church on a regular basis. They are very well behaved and I've never heard a peep out of any of them during the services.
The real question here is -
Would Martin Luther King Jr. have voted for Trump? I think he would have. In the past he has voted "against" people in elections for one reason or another and this last election was all about voting against opponents rather than voting for anyone in particular.
Oh Happy Day!