How not to leave a message on a female's answering machine

[Fenway]

The reason some girls stay single - very funny! - melodymaker's posterous

 

[Integraholic]

Wow. I didn't know she saved those. Hmm.

 

[mdroz3]

:dumbass:

 

[Boilers]

416-918-7014
Dimitri the Lover Models the "Real Man"

Earl Bales: 416-918-7014 is his number. When he calls, the call display reads "Hot Greek Stud". No Joke.
He also works for Trillium Mortgage, and his real name is James Sears.

The Douchiest Phone Message In History

 

[LEaSH]

watta jerk face.

 

[dave29]

OMG, that is hilarious.

 

[Blaze261]

I'll asseeeewwwm I'LL asseeeeeeewwwwwmmm I am a great catch. LOL

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Where do I go to apologize on behalf of all men everywhere for everything?

 

[doglb]

WTF?? Is that for real? What a load of crap, holy hell-
That is the biggest BS I have ever heard, yet it is pretty funny!

 

[nighthawk80]

HA HA HA HA. How sad. I guess being upfront and wacked in the head helps him pick up his girls.
Gotta wonder if his "long distant" relationship was his pen pal while in jail for stalking

 

[Shay]

What a rock star. He's definitely a catch and definitely has no issues.

 

[Lucas156]

Can you say-stalker?

 

[Scutter01]

What was the problem? I can't imagine why someone as worthless as she is wouldn't jump at the chance to date someone who's obviously as wonderful as he says he is.

 

[hotfarmboy1]

All I can say is, WOW what a pathetic idiot!! Does he not have a brain at all, can he not take a hint?

 

[Bushido Devil Dog]

All I can say is, WOW what a pathetic idiot!! Does he not have a brain at all, can he not take a hint?

This recording has been on the 'net for well over a year, but I'm glad to see that somebody managed to track "Studboy" down to name and shame this ultimate specimen of uber-manliness....

 

[Dryden]

My wife listened to his messages. She has fallen under his trance. She must meet him at any cost. She says that she could possibly make it thru dinner, but that before desert, she must put a fork thru his eye.

What a charmer. He'll go far in the world.