How to gird your loins.....

[printcraft]

No, that's 5G cell towers.

No, that's birds. You don't believe in birds still do you?
They are not really birds, they are .gov drones.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

. You just need a Utilikilt committed to pioneering a comfortable alternative to trousers by producing “Men's Unbifurcated Garments” (MUG's).*https://utilikilts.com/

I just don't have the legs for them.

No thanks. I burned my kilt when those lazy bastards voted to stay with England.

 

[KokomoDave]

Not to brag but I do work out and have big calves from a Korean Rooftop defensive position.

I knew the whole gird loins postion from church. Our pastor explains things well.

 

[Brian Keith]

Thanks for posting that historical example from "biblical" times. I also believe that it is a metaphor for "prepare for battle", I suspect that many here have already done so. My prayer is that we do not have to do battle.
Blessings,
BKW

 

[cbhausen]

Seems like useful information for those who need to run from the cops when they break up a toga party...

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Seems like useful information for those who need to run from the cops when they break up a toga party...

Someone should come up with a modern day equivalent for saggy britches.

 

[fjw2]

Girding of ones loins has never been part of my repertoire but before I die I am going to work that into a casual conversation. Call it an addition to my bucket list.

 

[indiucky]

Ha!


Last night I went to Menards and as I exited the young female cashier said, "Thank you, Ma'am. Oh! No! I mean sir! uh, well you're definitely not a 'ma'am'."

"Well, not on the weekdays, I'm not.", I quickly retorted.


We both chuckled a bit.

I was at Bass Pro the other day....They asked if I had my rewards card and I gave them our phone number, which came up as "Laura"...The lady smiled and said, "You don't look like a Laura.."

I dead panned, "I don't go by Laura since the operation ma'am.."

She chuckled...I responded, "Ma'am I had a really good surgeon and I fail to see the humor..This Adam's apple wasn't cheap and I will not be mocked..."

She quit grinning then....I finished up my order, smiled and said, "I was just yanking your chain ma'am...Laura's my wife...."

I'm kind of warped but you already knew that....

 

[actaeon277]

I laughed.