Make sure to start a new thread when do drop tomato sauce on your blade and need tips on how to remove it, and make sure you're very serious and humorless about it when you do.
And FWIW, when someone asks a question and you think it is "inane" it doesn't mean that they think it is. I had a legitimate question and don't appreciate you trolling around and saying my question was worthless, I don't have a sense of humor, etc.
And for the record, I had no problem with Cubby's comment and was saying that is what a two year old would do since children put everything in their mouths.