Humor for the drinkers

[DRob]

I went out with some friends last night and tied one on.

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Knowing that I was wasted, I did something I have never done before.​

I took a bus home.

I arrived home safe and warm, which was pretty amazing considering I've never driven a bus before

 

[confused89]

They sure do turn funny don't they. How many times did it take you to realize that you had to have the door closed before you could get it into gear?

 

[Bunnykid68]

I thought that bus ride from the bar seemed awful bumpy last nite.

 

[LeeStreet]

Good one.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Did you still make all the stops?

 

[db1959]

Did you check to see if all passengers were off the bus before you parked it for the night?

 

[eldirector]

I hope you wore your seatbelt.

 

[Benny]

Too small to read.

 

[INyooper]

lol ...that'll be going out as a text to my friends in the morning.

 

[Brandon]

did you make sure to lock the door on yer way off the bus? lol