I am *begging* you, buy me a Porsche!

[jamil]

Eh, you can always "speak" it. The result is often more entertaining.

Now about this thread. I don't get it. Are you trying to get manatee to argue against buying you a Porsche? I think he may actually have the advantage on that argument.

 

[Yup!]

Well... The I'm begging you thread convinced me to always carry one in the chamber so the formula must work.

After reading this thread I feel compelled to buy you a Porsche, and I would like to get the process started right away. So if you could please just forward me the following information: I will need your checking, and savings account numbers so that I can deposit the money into the right account. I will also need your full name, social security number, and birth date in order to make the transaction go smoothly. The sooner you can get this information to me the sooner you can speed down the road enjoying some farfegnugen.

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to help.

I thought this might be a scam, but since there are no obvious misspellings,and it appears to be written very well - I appreciate your generosity.

Checking: 45288184
Savings: 629432-2
Name: Jacob P. Wells
SSN: 254-29-8451
DOB: 11-08-1989

 

[Yup!]

Eh, you can always "speak" it. The result is often more entertaining.

Now about this thread. I don't get it. Are you trying to get manatee to argue against buying you a Porsche? I think he may actually have the advantage on that argument.

I'm not wired right.

 

[1mil-high]

If your thoughts lie towards the "No Intention" end of the spectrum, it's at lease worth a second look.

At lease spell everything correctly in you irrational quest for a free handout.

 

[CathyInBlue]

I'll take my Porsche in the form of a 959.

The only Porsche I've ever loved.

 

[CathyInBlue]

I'll take my Porsche in the form of a 959.

The only Porsche I've ever loved.

P.M. me for delivery details.

 

[nakinate]

I thought this might be a scam, but since there are no obvious misspellings,and it appears to be written very well - I appreciate your generosity.

Checking: 45288184
Savings: 629432-2
Name: Jacob P. Wells
SSN: 254-29-8451
DOB: 11-08-1989

weird, that's my little brother's birthday.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

 

[mrproc1]

There is a Porsche Chyanne at a used car lot in Clearmount on 136....... here ya go.
New & Used Porsche Used Cars Luxury Cars For Sale Indianapolis 46234 Plainfield Carmel IN - BEST AUTO LLC

 

[1911ly]

After you guys buy him a Porsche I could use a nice pickup. Used would be fine.

 

[stephen87]

If we're just throwing money around, I need some Snap Caps. Another thread told me so...


Or a new Glock. Either or will work.

Or how about BOTH!!!

 

[Yup!]

At lease spell everything correctly in you irrational quest for a free handout.

It is spelled correctly. It's just used incorrectly.

 

[churchmouse]

There is a Porsche Chyanne at a used car lot in Clearmount on 136....... here ya go.
New & Used Porsche Used Cars Luxury Cars For Sale Indianapolis 46234 Plainfield Carmel IN - BEST AUTO LLC

I drive by there all the time.......I will pick it up next time by.....

 

[Ruffnek]

7/10

I'd have went for the Chevy prepper truck.

 

[Birds Away]

This is brilliant! Or that insomnia is kicking my ass, not sure which.

 

[Yup!]

This is brilliant! Or that insomnia is kicking my ass, not sure which.

Our brains are wired the same apparently. And I was pretty tired when I wrote it.

 

[Birds Away]

Waking up at 2am to "start the day" rocks. Or maybe it doesn't. I don't really know anymore.

 

[Bapak2ja]

never mind.

 

[Noway Jose]

If it's not air-cooled, it's not a Porsche.

 

[Dr.Midnight]