I am told I need a tank. (?)

[lrahm]

(Just for fun) I need help picking the right model. As of now, money is no object. The PD, FEMA and the wonderful tax payers will be footing the bill. I need to know the right options. I could use some type of frame on the font to wisk away all obnoxious chickens that happen to get in the way. Benny you will have control of the .50 cal (not .30). I need ideas. Do I need a cannon or just an APC?

 

[Rookie]

Why do you need a second tank? What's wrong with the first one?

 

[Scutter01]

Why do you need a second tank? What's wrong with the first one?

How are you supposed to play Tank Battle with one tank?

 

[GBuck]

Forget the tank! Go with this! Marauder (vehicle) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDoRmT0iRic[/ame]

 

[Caleb]

APC is good for hauling people or stuff, and can be set up to shovel snow off of your driveway. An Abraham on the other hand, is great for taking care of the nieghbor's dog next door that loves to get in your trash...

 

[lrahm]

Why do you need a second tank? What's wrong with the first one?

The first one didn't give me enough protection agains those ruthless chickens.

 

[threefiftyfour]

Forget the tank! Go with this! Marauder (vehicle) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDoRmT0iRic

my son asks for a Marauder about once a week

 

[Kirk Freeman]

No question, Patria AMV.

Eight wheels, high mobility for pulling over speeders I-64, excellent suspension for navigating Ohio River, flexible weapon platforms for all types of chicken criminals, and excellent mine protection for the rougher areas of E-ville.

Here's one set up with SCW/RPG skirts in Afghanistan used to combat illicit Taliban chicken smuggling.



(This is the future replacement [maybe] for the LAV).

 

[threefiftyfour]

No question, Patria AMV.

Eight whees, high mobility for pulling over speeders I-64, excellent suspension for navigating Ohio River, flexible weapon platforms for all types of chicken criminals, and excellent mine protection for the rougher areas of E-ville.

Here's one set up with SCW/RPG skirts in Afghanistan used to combat illicit Taliban chicken smuggling.

but does it float?

 

[Caleb]

my son asks for a Marauder about once a week

I have to say that I want one now, imagine the RV possibilities with one of those!

 

[lrahm]

No question, Patria AMV.

Eight wheels, high mobility for pulling over speeders I-64, excellent suspension for navigating Ohio River, flexible weapon platforms for all types of chicken criminals, and excellent mine protection for the rougher areas of E-ville.

Here's one set up with SCW/RPG skirts in Afghanistan used to combat illicit Taliban chicken smuggling.



(This is the future replacement [maybe] for the LAV).

We are getting real close! I like the chain gun.

 

[Rookie]

The first one didn't give me enough protection agains those ruthless chickens.

What an absolute waste of tax payer's money! I'm appalled!



Chickens can't fly, so get a helicopter. I'm thinking Airwolf!

 

[lrahm]

What an absolute waste of tax payer's money! I'm appalled!



Chickens can't fly, so get a helicopter. I'm thinking Airwolf!

Could be? Do you think I can ask the crew of WKRP to help just in case there are some rouge turkes in the mix? "Honestly, I thought they could fly"

 

[Rookie]

Think about it...

People trapped on a raging river? No way to get a boat to them? They're screwed.

Yorkshire terrier barking at a police officer? UNLEASH HELL WITH .50 CAL AND ROCKETS!

 

[Caleb]

What an absolute waste of tax payer's money! I'm appalled!



Chickens can't fly, so get a helicopter. I'm thinking Airwolf!

You're kidding right? Apache ftw! Gun down chickens from two or three miles away... (an airman friend of mine brought back from Iraq war a DVD of on board apache helicopter camera of this apache taking out 4 or 5 guys and not knowing what hit them)

 

[Scutter01]

Chickens can't fly

Umm, there's something you should know...

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIIDEWUEk5E[/ame]

 

[jsharmon7]

Well to save you on gas with all the chicken smashing and rights trampling you'll be doing, find a converstion kit so that your tank can be set up to run on the tears of children. They should be plentiful, and free!

 

[PeaShooter]

"Honestly, I thought they could fly"

[ame]http://youtu.be/lf3mgmEdfwg[/ame]

"The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement..."

 

[Kirk Freeman]

We are getting real close! I like the chain gun.

Dude, it's obviously the best choice for what you need.

The Patria AMV can be adopted to many weapon platforms. You can buy a platoon and have different set ups, chain gun on two, a M2 on one and a motar carrier or 120mm howitzer for the other.

 

[lrahm]

I do need a crew.. Benny says he won't take a .30 cal machine gun but will take a .50. Any other volunteers? There should ne at least 2 more .50's, rockets and a chain gun.