I DON'T ALWAYS (X) BUT WHEN I DO (Y), BECAUSE OF (Z)!

[Raitekk]

Create your own DOS EQUIS caption! or post your favorite one that you have seen!
Random awesomeness is encouraged!
The original one that the whole meme is based off of...
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Here. I'll start:
I don't always cook bacon for breakfast, wait, yes I do!




and the funniest one that I have recently seen is..
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[RedneckReject]

Your pics are broken. Personally I'm a dork so I love this one.

 

[Double T]

IMAGE NSFW FOR LANGUAGE....

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/i-dont-always-poo-holy-****.jpg

 

[SaintsNSinners]

I don't always shoot, But when I do its never a glock

 

[actaeon277]

 

[kawtech87]

I have never met James Yeager. But when I do, I will have pancakes for breakfast...

 

[AllenM]

one of my favorites

 

[actaeon277]

one of my favorites

F#&#@
I just fell outta my chair laughing.

 

[Raitekk]

LOL that is a great one Allen

 

[buford t justice]

I don't always have loose bowels but when I do I wipe with the US constitution.

 

[bdybdall]

Oh, that hurts! That's too true.

 

[metaldog]

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[hoosierdoc]

 

[Bennettjh]

I don't always carry a gun... Just kidding.

 

[Redtbird]

IMAGE NSFW FOR LANGUAGE....

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/i-dont-always-poo-holy-****.jpg

All I saw was: Error 404 - Y U No Found?

 

[femurphy77]

I don't always read necro threads but when I do it's out of shear boredom!

 

[ChristianPatriot]

I don't always INGO, but when I do, I'm probably on the toilet.

 

[vitamink]

I don't always engage in voyeurism, but when I do, it's usually Christian patriot on the toilet.

 

[Double T]

All I saw was: Error 404 - Y U No Found?

the stars are a swear word that starts with an S. Ingo filters the link. It works if you manually enter the URL.

 

[sharkey]

I don't always read necro threads but when I do it's out of shear boredom!

Finished shaving the sheep, huh?