I don't know how many of these are "real"

[Jack Burton]

But they sure are funny. We're surrounded by idiots every day and every way.

The 35 Dumbest Things Ever Said On Facebook

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

Go look through Failbook! Failbook - Too Funny To Unfriend - funny facebook fails - Cheezburger

love that site.

-J-

 

[WC Deer Hunter]

And these are the people who elect our officials? No wonder the toilet is flushing so quickly.

 

[RedneckReject]

Thank you for the laugh. The saddest part is that most of those probably weren't fake. I laughed especially hard at number 9. The intelligence level of some people baffles me.

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"they're real, and they're SPECTACULAR!"

p.s. #9 made me laugh entirely too much.

 

[No2rdame]

Spend 5 minutes around any teenager or young adult. You'll soon realize these are definitely real.

 

[silverbullet4x4]

Spend 5 minutes around any teenager or young adult. You'll soon realize these are definitely real.

Being a 20 something myself i can vouch for this being 100% accurate.

 

[churchmouse]

This does not surprise me at all. Text speak and doobies.

 

[AnnieO]

My favorite was the one about being stuck on an escalator for a hour. Elevator? No, ESCALATOR.

 

[Sfrandolph]

"they're real, and they're SPECTACULAR!"

p.s. #9 made me laugh entirely too much.

Yeah, spectacularly STUPID people. The gene pool is VERY shallow.

 

[sharkey]

"they're real, and they're SPECTACULAR!"

p.s. #9 made me laugh entirely too much.

I had to stop at #7 to clean up the beer that same out of my nose. Now I think I'm afraid to read #9.


#35 is pretty good too:

[ame]http://youtu.be/uVN-7h4YiAs[/ame]

 

[Kaardomos]

Spend 5 minutes around any teenager or young adult. You'll soon realize these are definitely real.

I think dumb comments work on a bell curve. As a counter-example, here's a conversation I had with my mother while working on my family tree:

Mom: So what are we?

Me: Your side is mostly English, Irish, and German.

Mom: So the Europeans are on your Dad's side?

Me: *facepalm*


And as counter-example to that, here's some quotes from a 20-something guy I worked with. I swear he has some sort of disconnect between what he thinks and says:

"Listen to me in your own words"(My favorite)

Looking at a weather map: "It's raining pink and blue."

Referring to the baby of someone who was several months pregnant as "the baby that's not alive yet."

"The Nile is just a river in Egypt"

"I've got a .22.....It can shoot, I think, 22 times."

He also used to always talk to a guy at work who is also a preacher. Well, I overheard him talking about how the Bible took place "during the reign of King Arthur and Luis III."

I can't overemphasize that none of his misquotes were done on purpose for comedic effect.

 

[BGDave]

Amen brother.

This does not surprise me at all. Text speak and doobies.

Apparently Colorado's (yes, the state) collective IQ will take a major dump. Again. In Indiana the doobie brothers all work at the drive through. For God's sake, somebody put the word out; YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SMOKE THE WHOLE THING. Puff-puff pass.

 

[hoosierdoc]

I saw this thread title for awhile and never clicked. When I finally did I realized it has nothing to do with cosmetic surgery.

 

[Ngdonut]

I seriously think some brain cells just died when I read through those Facebook Comments. It amazes me how much air is trapped inside peoples' skulls.

 

[marv]

And these are the people who elect our officials? No wonder the toilet is flushing so quickly.

That is bad enough. But in a few years THEY WILL BE OUR OFFICIALS.

 

[WC Deer Hunter]

That is bad enough. But in a few years THEY WILL BE OUR OFFICIALS.

Yeah that's even worse!