I think I *may* have accidentally set off....

[tv1217]

Just burns my britches when I set off my pepper spray in my pocket

 

[sparky241]

sit down in a tub of ice. you dont have ray tattooed across the back of your neck do you

 

[PatriotPride]

I wish. "Wildfire" 18%...

HA! You should try 5.5% sprayed across the face. My cold was cleared up in 30 minutes

 

[Cwood]

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[squirrelhntr]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE BREATHE BREATHE OK HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

THAT REALLY BURNS MY A-- !!!!!!!!!

 

[gvbcraig]

I wonder is that causes brain damage? Being that close to where my wife tells me my brain is.

 

[spasmo]

This thread is full of win. I like hearing about other people's ummm unfortunate incidents.

 

[Phil502]

Looks more like a White Castle incident.

 

[indoorsoccerfrea]

That reminds me of the story of the felon who was with a hooker. He had pepper spray in his pocket and was talking to the hooker in a car, when the hooker got pulled over. The felon panicked because he wasn't supposed to have pepper spray, so he tried to give it to the hooker. She refused, and so he hid it the only way he knew how...by shoving it up his arse. Needless to say, about 5 minutes into the stop he started screaming and writhing around and the cop was a little confused...I heard the guy died from internal damage...

 

[U.S. Patriot]

I just LOL'd

 

[Cwood]

Actually I set it off cuz of the smack you were talking while I was buying shirts!!!

 

[ReSSurrected]

Actually I set it off cuz of the smack you were talking while I was buying shirts!!!

Someday you'll learn, "No" means "No, you MAY NOT touch my ass!!"

 

[deer hunter]

....my pepper spray while it was in my back pocket.

My left cheek has some serious stinging going on... Off to investigate....
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CONFIRMED-

at least I know it works if I have to spray some A-hole with it...

It looks like maybe you just did!

 

[hc4sar]

GOD i love INGO where else can you admit to doing that to your self ?

 

[ReSSurrected]

It looks like maybe you just did!

....aaaaand someone FINALLY gets it!!!

 

[ATM]

No need to get cheeky about it now.