If Chuck Norris carried... What would he carry?

[GlockRyan]

Pink digicam Walther P22! haha

 

[rhino]

If you think about it, Chuck Norris probably carries a gun specifically to take it easy on bad guys who somehow earn mercy from him. A few bullets are nothing compared to his roundhouse kicks. He's sparing them from ultimate destruction!

 

[SubUrbanCamo317]

HAHA Phoenix Arms HP22

 

[MADE IN AMERICA]

He would keep a 45 in his beard and the bead would be doin all the shootin

 

[Manatee]

 

[Winner]

I think he would carry one of those movie guns that never runs out of ammo.It would be full automatic and only shoot the bad guys guns out of their hands.And nobody would ever get hurt.

 

[ashby koss]

If he had to carry he would carry Bruce Lee strong side and Steven Segal on the weak side.

 

[capn willie]

It doesn't matter what Chuck Norris carries...................
Jason Bourne will beat his ass with a ball point pen or a magazine and take it from him.

 

[eldirector]

Pretty sure 'ole Chuck just carries bullets. If a bad guy needs shot, he just throws a few at them.

 

[slowG]

I think Chuck could shoot a bullet from his finger.

 

[drgnrobo]

Chuck Norris once shot a plane out of the air by pointing his finger & saying "bang"

 

[slowG]

Chuck Norris cures insomnia by putting patients in sleeper holds.

 

[danielson]

Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing...

 

[brichindy]

Chuck Norris doesn't carry a gun... He makes the gun carry him.

 

[localone]

Chuck Norris once ate a 4 pound steak in 1 hour......he spent the first 45 min banging the waitress

 

[HeadlessRoland]

Chuck Norris already carries... Chuck Norris.

 

[PriestEG]

im guess a 10ga snubby

 

[TravisJ]

Ma Deuce, shoots from the hip and can take the nuts off a gnat at 1200m.

 

[Excalibur]

He only carries his fists and his feet. That's all he needs.

 

[Mackey]

IF he carried, it would be a tactical nuke and he'd keep it secured up his a$$ until needed.

But he wouldn't need it by definitition.
Duh, he's Chuck Norris