If You Want to Scare Them, Put On a Mask

[Drail]

This is why I never go to ball games. Too many pom poms. Over 92 million people a day are killed by pom poms in America. We need complete and total pom pom confiscation. For the children.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

This is why I never go to ball games. Too many pom poms. Over 92 million people a day are killed by pom poms in America. We need complete and total pom pom confiscation. For the children.

I recently had a felony where the weapon was an office binder. An ASSAULT BINDER, too. Nobody needs three metal rings.

 

[KellyinAvon]

I recently had a felony where the weapon was an office binder. An ASSAULT BINDER, too. Nobody needs three metal rings.

I'm with you BBI. If there are three-ring binders what else is present? The lethal 3-hole punch! I don't mean the wimpy ones, I mean the ones with the big handle!

 

[Cameramonkey]

And dont forget the old school paper cutters with the heavy blade arm. *shudder*

Nobody needs to cut that much paper.

 

[KellyinAvon]

And dont forget the old school paper cutters with the heavy blade arm. *shudder*

Nobody needs to cut that much paper.

Not only could somebody pick it up and brain you with it, but it makes that WHOOOOMP sound

 

[Cameramonkey]

Not only could somebody pick it up and brain you with it, but it makes that WHOOOOMP sound

And at the risk of causing anyone to have an anxiety attack.

So scary and dangerous it requires two hands AND a foot to operate. Pedal operates the blade, and it wont budge until you are pushing each of those two outboard black buttons on the front to guarantee your hands are clear.

 

[ATM]

WHOOOOMP

(THERE IT IS)

 

[cordex]

And at the risk of causing anyone to have an anxiety attack.

So scary and dangerous it requires two hands AND a foot to operate. Pedal operates the blade, and it wont budge until you are pushing each of those two outboard black buttons on the front to guarantee your hands are clear.

I worked for a company that had one of those cutters. Lots of fun.