IMPORTANT POLL: Is a Tomahawk a Knife?

[rhino]

Is a tomahawk considered a knife? The future depends on your answer!

 

[Vigilant]

No choice for "sometimes", so Bacon!

 

[MadBomber]

Ahem...yes, it's part of the "Knife" family. As we discussed, this ruling is final and not subject to appeal. I'll be looking forward to Tuesday's delivery!!

 

[MadBomber]

And, I further rule that any votes for "There is no tomahawk" or "BACON" shall be counted under "Yes, a tomahawk is a knife"

 

[Bradsknives]

Being part of the knife family doesn't make it a knife....I voted "no".

 

[SmileDocHill]

Sounds like someone is looking for a loophole in a "No more knives" rule that may or may not have been voted into law by a unanimous 50:50 vote.

 

[jsharmon7]

Not a knife!

 

[atvdave]

Their are many different Tomahawk knife's out there.

 

[MadBomber]

Being part of the knife family doesn't make it a knife....I voted "no".

Excuse me Sir, do you even know ANYTHING about knives and the stabby arts??

 

[tradertator]

Here's a better question: Is a hotdog a sandwich?

 

[MCgrease08]

Here's a better question: Is a hotdog a sandwich?

If it's between 2 layers of bread, it's a sandwich.

And no, a tomahawk is not a knife. It has an edged blade, but not a knife.

 

[jbombelli]

I voted no. It's a specialized axe.

And bacon.

 

[Bradsknives]

Excuse me Sir, do you even know ANYTHING about knives and the stabby arts??

Apparently I don't know jack **** if a tomahawk is a knife.

 

[pudly]

If it's between 2 layers of bread, it's a sandwich.

Pffft. It's surrounded by a single piece of bread. It's closer to a wrap than a sandwich. If the existence of bread in proximity to meat was the defining characteristic then a Thanksgiving turkey with stuffing would be a sandwich.

Another good question: Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

 

[nakinate]

Is an SUV a pickup truck? No, but they are in the same family...

 

[Birds Away]

How could you confuse this with a knife?

 

[Alamo]

No it is not a knife.

In obeisance to Kirk's Nth Law of the Internet, Texas statutes defines tomahawk to be a member of the club family. Knives are a separate genus, family, species, whatever.

Texas Penal Code Chapter 46, Weapons
Sec. 46.01. DEFINITIONS. In this chapter:
(1) "Club" means an instrument that is specially designed, made, or adapted for the purpose of inflicting serious bodily injury or death by striking a person with the instrument, and includes but is not limited to the following:
(A) blackjack;
(B) nightstick;
(C) mace;
(D)

tomahawk

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p.s. Texas statutes are silent as to the question of whether a hotdog is a sandwich or not.

 

[lovemachine]

Is rhino buying a tomahawk from Brad this weekend at the 1500?

 

[rhino]

Is rhino buying a tomahawk from Brad this weekend at the 1500?

No, he is not. In fact, rhino will not attend the 1500!

 

[lovemachine]

No, he is not. In fact, rhino will not attend the 1500!

I'll go if you go