- Jan 12, 2012
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Iowa representative stated recently that "now you can marry my lawn mower." An Iowa journalist, Pat Rynard, tried to do just that and was turned down. The reasons? Not only couldn't the lawn mower give consent it also couldn't sign the license. Think the sheep will fare any better?
Wait a minute. His lawn mower? Was he talking about the machine or the guy who pushes it?