Is she crazy or is she crazy?

[gunman41mag]

Stay away from that girl before you lose body parts

 

[Silverado]

Find one that's crazy in bed but also is a decent human being.

That would be like finding the Ark of the Covenant.

It's been my experience that most "nice" girls are just slightly more fun in bed than a bottle of Jergens lotion and a Victoria's Secret catalog.

 

[gunman41mag]

Just hook her up with one for those guys that you know but ain't a real friend, then maybe she'll leave you alone

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I've had "good in bed". That didn't work out. Good in bed is just gravy. Gravy doesn't make a meal. I need someone that's got my back. We can figure out the rest.

 

[bigo334]

I agree Mr Evilwrench

 

[beararms1776]

Find one that's crazy in bed but also is a decent human being.

Never let em cuff ya though.

 

[jeremy]

Never let em cuff ya though.

That is not to bad, unless they have superglue....

 

[ZombieApocolypse]

That is not to bad, unless they have superglue....

Super glue AND cuffs? She sounds like a FREAK!

 

[jeremy]

Super glue AND cuffs? She sounds like a FREAK!

Ha!
More like a Certifiable Crazy *****...

A buddy woke to find a Hot Wheels Truck glued to his Penis...

 

[bigo334]

Holy............. crazy

 

[HandK]

Run Forest Run!!!

 

[Benny]

I say let me have 1500 for the gun show

Gee, that seems like a normal request for any couple that isn't married.



You guys sound perfect for each other.

 

[Crashn2me1961]

Ha!
More like a Certifiable Crazy *****...

A buddy woke to find a Hot Wheels Truck glued to his Penis...

That's what happens when the truck isn't 4-wheel drive?

 

[bigo334]

Yeah Benny her and I we're gonna go to the mad house together, me wearing a tin foil hat and her tellin ppl she's the queen of England and she owns the state of New York

 

[mk2ja]

Is her name Sara by any chance? lol

Uh yeah it is actually

You guys dated Sara too, huh?

I wonder if it's the name.

If the Sara I dated hadn't moved to Oklahoma, I'd be wondering if it was the same, too! Crazy. And b***hy. I do know a guy at church who married a Sara who us really nice, though, so there IS hope for the name!

I've had "good in bed". That didn't work out. Good in bed is just gravy. Gravy doesn't make a meal. I need someone that's got my back. We can figure out the rest.

Well said.

 

[steve666]

You dodged a bullet and are well rid of her. I had one who's very reason to exist was to make me as crazy as she was. While I shed a few tears when she left I came to realize that it was the luckiest thing that ever happened in my life.

 

[gunman41mag]

Ha!
More like a Certifiable Crazy *****...

A buddy woke to find a Hot Wheels Truck glued to his Penis...

If she did that to me, I would have had sex with her rear end & see if the hot wheel truck would un-glue & stay in her intestine

 

[jmiller676]

That would be like finding the Ark of the Covenant.

It's been my experience that most "nice" girls are just slightly more fun in bed than a bottle of Jergens lotion and a Victoria's Secret catalog.

Then I found the Ark!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dirtebiker]

Um...dude, really?

This is not a wife. This is not your money. And...You're asking her for cash to go play.
Whether she's nutters or not, here's the bottom line:
This is not a wife. This is not your money.
I suppose I'm the only one lookin' at it this way.

Your not the only one!
That's what I read also, then read further and saw that she lied about it all. KARMA!!!!! I believe in it!

 

[Silverado]

If she did that to me, I would have had sex with her rear end & see if the hot wheel truck would un-glue & stay in her intestine

Sorta like driving the wrong way up the off ramp, isn't it?