It is SHTFing right now

[PiccoloPlayer]

Disclaimer this is completely hypothetical and none of this is happening.

The IMF recently announced that the US dollar will no longer be the world's reserve currency. The DOW drops over 9000 points in less than a week. China is pissed, and says they are coming to the US to confiscate approximately 50% of the land in the US. The exact locations of property to be confiscated have not been disclosed.

A press conference was held earlier today and Obama announced that there won't be anymore Obama phones. Government officials are currently retreating to their bunkers. (Hey wait wouldn't the US just go to war with China? Have you agreed with anything this administration has done? Rhetorical question; back to the end of the hypothetical world.) Imminent failure of utilities is expected, because everyone is leaving their jobs to be with their families. They also realized they are no longer being compensated for services rendered.

Looting begins now. What do you do?

 

[giovani]

 

[armedindy]

I dont know what i do.....eat the bacon in the fridge and load the mags that shold have already been loaded, twiddle my thumbs and start to learn chinese...i dunno

 

[LEaSH]

I never signed anything.

 

[MisterChester]

Canada here I come

 

[cobber]

Call 911?

 

[tetsujin79]

Seriously, if we're not buying finished goods from China or using their manufacturing, they're deader then disco. FAIL?


Bonus tinfoil hat points: Ask yourself why China is playing around in Africa?

 

[Quad]

Grab your ankles. Whatever happens, it's not gonna be fun.

 

[indygunguy]

I'm gonna panic. Probably scream too.

 

[avboiler11]

What do you do?

Wake up from the shroom bender I had to have been on for my subconscious to concoct such a ridiculous scenario.

 

[armedindy]

Wake up from the shroom bender I had to have been on for my subconscious to concoct such a ridiculous scenario.

that sounds like a baaaaaaaad triiip brahhh

 

[jbombelli]

I build my army and begin my conquest and eventual take over of North, Central and South America. What do you think I do?

 

[tetsujin79]

I build my army and begin my conquest and eventual take over of North, Central and South America. What do you think I do?

http://youtu.be/xSxD044qFqg

 

[ViperJock]

I build my army and begin my conquest and eventual take over of North, Central and South America. What do you think I do?

Will there be melon balls? I love melon balls.

 

[jbombelli]

Will there be melon balls? I love melon balls.

No melon balls, but there WILL be fruit cup. And you better not be tardy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KsCmjUsnak

 

[Bunnykid68]

I'm gonna panic. Probably scream too.

But are you going to scream like a little girl tho?

 

[Bunnykid68]

I build my army and begin my conquest and eventual take over of North, Central and South America. What do you think I do?

Can I be in your army? I will bring Twinkies

 

[armedindy]

Can I be in your army? I will bring Twinkies

i will bring ammo and a friendly disposition

 

[jbombelli]

Can I be in your army? I will bring Twinkies

Just don't bring those damned Sno-Balls. I hate those. Not the taste, mind you, the consistency.

i will bring ammo and a friendly disposition

Leave the friendly disposition behind and you're in too. I'll need angry bitter shooters, not people who want to be everyone's friend.

 

[lizerdking]

In b4

"Fire two shots in the air from your double barrel."

&

"Find Wallet"