I'm going to be a cheap date tonight. A neighbor is bringing us food from Taxman Brewing for dinner, and I need to be home by 8:30p
I already said I am paying for your dinner, go nuts!
You do know your cats in the bathtub right?
Almost time to meet a true Patriot!!!
Is that shirt a double extra medium? XXM? That's my size.
I'm in the parking lot, someone bring me a beer
I'm in the parking lot, someone bring me a beer