"Jedi Multi/Survival Tool" made by INGO's own JEDIAGH

[melensdad]

When the SHTF and you need to survive in an urban environment there are some ways to get by.

Say the municipal sewage system is no longer working, not only can the Jedi Mutli-Suvival Tool hold your spent brass, it can serve double duty too:

Or, say that you want to keep a really low profile and make your house look as if it is just a vacant/boarded up home, you'll need to keep the yard free of dog-doo-doo. You don't have an expensive Pooper-Scooper. Yet again, the Jedi-Multi-Survival Tool can come to the rescue and solve your problems.

$4 plus shipping. Bear in mind, this particular Jedi-Multi-Survival tool was personally used and approved by Jedi himself. That makes this one a collectors items, which is why the price is so high

 

[SEIndSAM]

Can it go regular shipping or is that Haz-Mat???

 

[melensdad]

I think inside a Bio-Hazard bag might be the best bet.

 

[aclark]

This thread full of win!

Can you meet for a FTF purchase?

 

[melensdad]

Can you meet for a FTF purchase?

Well if we meet for a FTF the contents may still be very fresh. Would you like to delay the meeting for a few days and let the contents age, ferment and mellow a bit?

 

[vitamink]

I eat a TON of asparagus and don't drink much water. My spent brass is more of a dense paste with a thick odor... will the jedi multi-survival tool work for someone like me?

 

[melensdad]

OH YES, it will work great for you.

Realize that the Jedi Multi/Survival Tool is made from extra thick thermoplastic, its capable of withstanding some of the harshest conditions conceived by man. Even thermonuclear explosions are no match for the Jedi Multi/Survival Tool.

 

[TopDog]

That looks suspiciously like the can from:

https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo..._ingo_event_or_where_is_jedis_coffee_can.html

 

[Andy219]

TAG. EPIC WIN!

 

[Bunnykid68]

Will it be cleaned before it is sold? It looks like it has had a lot of use.

 

[melensdad]

Will it be cleaned before it is sold?...

HEY, I'm ONLY ASKING $4 for this thing. I saw it advertised on late night TV for $49* while I was staying at a Holiday Inn Express.

Here's the bottom dollar deal. I'm taking a huge loss. But since you are such a good friend. You pay $4 cash. I'll throw in a Clorox Disinfecting Wipe as part of the deal. There is no way I can do better without approval from the sales manager. He's out to lunch now.

* Oh sure, on the TV commercial they "doubled the offer" for that price, but even at half price my used Jedi Multi/Survival Tool is a much better deal. Heck it still has some 45acp brass inside! ​

 

[GhostofWinter]

Will it be cleaned before it is sold? It looks like it has had a lot of use.

What you don't like your tools ridden hard and put away wet??

 

[melensdad]

I can now expand the offer with an additional Mulit/Survival Tool can ... in a handy pocket size!

It seems the gnomes have gotten busy with Mrs Can and now Yedi's Can has an illegitimate bastard child that he can call his own. Baby Can shares the family looks, must be the gnome hats that pass on the correct can color.

Caught in the act:

The proud mama and her illicit offspring: