Joke

[wildhair]

Three old guys sitting at a bar, 1'st guy says, sure is windy, 2'nd guy says, Wednesday? I thought it was Thursday, 3'rd guy says, thirsty, me too, lets have another beer.

 

[wildhair]

Nobody laughs, NOBODY.

 

[snapping turtle]

Sounds like three old
shooters.

 

[chezuki]

Nobody laughs, NOBODY.

Comedy advice...

If you throw out a bomb, just let it die. Bumping this thread is the equivalent of tapping the mic and asking "Is this thing on??"

 

[Bigtanker]

We do have an INGO joke thread also.

https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break-room/25172-ingo-joke-day-page.html

 

[printcraft]

Three old guys sitting at a bar, 1'st guy says, sure is windy, 2'nd guy says, Wednesday? I thought it was Thursday, 3'rd guy says, thirsty, me too, lets have another beer.

[video=youtube;8X_Ot0k4XJc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc[/video]

 

[chezuki]

We do have an INGO joke thread also.

https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break-room/25172-ingo-joke-day-page.html

Kinda my thought also. You'd have to be EXTREMELY confident in a joke to think it warrants it's own thread.

 

[printcraft]

Kinda my thought also. You'd have to be EXTREMELY confident in a joke to think it warrants it's own thread.

There is a great joke thread out there where this dude said he was NOT a liberal troll.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Much hilarity ensued. I enjoyed a chortle.

 

[BGDave]

There is a great joke thread out there where this dude said he was NOT a liberal troll.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Much hilarity ensued. I enjoyed a chortle.

First part may be an oxymoron. But, you knew that.
OP Still a funny one.

 

[femurphy77]

I thought the joke was our government!

 

[hoosierdoc]

Three guys walk into a bar, fourth one ducks

 

[giovani]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=__4JiQI3N6Q#

 

[comanche]

skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop !

 

[Cameramonkey]

a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.

The bartender says "hey, did you know there is a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"

The pirate says "arrrrgh! I know. It's drivin' me nuts!"

(you wont get it if you dont read it out loud in a pirate voice)

 

[wildhair]

Wow, someone with a sense of humor and the last 2 are great.

 

[metaldog]

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
ELIPHINO!

 

[Redtbird]

A dyslexic person walked into a bra.



For the past two years, I have been receiving a $100 bill in the mail every month.

But, I don't have to pay it until the 25th...

 

[stephen87]

There is a great joke thread out there where this dude said he was NOT a liberal troll.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Much hilarity ensued. I enjoyed a chortle.

Did you say Squirtle?

 

[hoosierdoc]

Came across this thread again, if I post will it bump it up to the top?

 

[chezuki]

Came across this thread again, if I post will it bump it up to the top?

No, I don't think so.