Just a few questions I need answered . . .

[melensdad]

1. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become 'kitty litter'?
2. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
3. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become dis-orient-ed?
4. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
5. What do chickens think we taste like?
6. What do people in China call their good plates?
7. What do you call a male ladybug?
8. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
9. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
10. When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it?
11. Which is the other side of the street?
12. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
13. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
14. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
15. Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows"?
16. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

 

[NWI40cal]

5. Bacon
10. When they plugged it in it came on at 12:00 and they said "well okay!"
14. No fresh air to dry the glue
Direct from Wiki:

15. The word "moustache" or "mustache" derives from 16th century French moustache, which in turn is derived from the Italian mostaccio (14th century), dialectal mustaccio (16th century), from Medieval Latin mustacium (8th century), Medieval Greek moustakion (attested in the 9th century), which ultimately originates as a diminutive of Hellenistic Greek mustax (mustak-) "moustache", probably derived from Hellenistic Greek mullon "lip".[2]

and 16. I don't know, it's just not fair

 

[flash409]

15. The word "moustache" or "mustache" derives from 16th century French moustache, which in turn is derived from the Italian mostaccio (14th century), dialectal mustaccio (16th century), from Medieval Latin mustacium (8th century), Medieval Greek moustakion (attested in the 9th century), which ultimately originates as a diminutive of Hellenistic Greek mustax (mustak-) "moustache", probably derived from Hellenistic Greek mullon "lip".[2]

now thats a mouth full.... lol

 

[Bill of Rights]

#6: "prates"

 

[NWI40cal]

AAAAAHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Benny]

What's an oriental person?

 

[Seancass]

Poor cat, poor dead smurf, thats racist, it's never ok to use AM radio, where are these man eating chicken???, what chinese people have good plates?(thats racist), do you normally address bugs?, N/A, um dogs?, they checked their watch because they don't reset when the power goes out, there is never less than 1,000,000 mosquitoes, so they don't get sued, because that's science!, because that's not even fun to say, you have to get a permit.

If there is anything i can help you out with, just let me know.

 

[Scutter01]

do you normally address bugs?

I do, but they keep getting returned "insufficient postage".