kilt a racoon with a shovel

[-Jake-]

Nice hit. From the shadows, it almost looked like you were going to wack the Cop! What did you do with the carcass?

its in the oven with a bbq marinade.


j/k its in the back of my truck. I think I'll return him to the river.

 

[Mikeshep1462]

Man, those pictures that both esrice and Frosty posted are some funny ! I can't stop laughing just at the thought of them!

 

[Frosty]

You ran like a girl after you smoked his dome

 

[-Jake-]

You ran like a girl after you smoked his dome

that was pre-determined. If I just pissed him off I was headed for the hills

 

[Frosty]

that was pre-determined. If I just pissed him off I was headed for the hills

I don't blame you, my luck the coon would latch on to one leg and the cop would have shot me in the other trying to get him! I plugged a sick one right between the eyes with my Henry .22 a couple years ago, that damn thing danced around for a solid minute, I don't know why, it was a clean shot?

 

[ViperJock]

anybody else thought they would see a raccoon kilt ?

Ay. Was expecting to see more plaid.

 

[Mackey]

Raccoon in a kilt with a shovel

 

[hoosierdoc]

anybody else thought they would see a raccoon kilt ?

Yes

 

[jamil]

Raccoon in a kilt with a shovel

I was starting to have a sort of buyers remorse until now.

 

[Expat]

Why was the officer there again?

 

[Mgderf]

Why was the officer there again?

To find out how to dispatch a problem CORRECTLY?

 

[-Jake-]

Why was the officer there again?

I was hopin he could shoot him cause racoons are evil creatures and I had no desire to be that close to the bastard

 

[Fishersjohn48]

Cool starry bra........









Cool story bro......

 

[handyman]

Raccoon in a kilt with a shovel

hilarious pic! What would these forums be without photoshop?

 

[Caleb]

earlier this year, I was watching my father-in-law's property...a coon got into the feed storage for all the farm animals, so I took my 22 out and smoke the raccon's brains.

 

[Mackey]

I watched a friend of my dad's and my dad kill a racoon with a hammer. It took a long time. It's not something you soon forget.
I think he figured it would take one good wack. When that didn't work he took a few more.
By that time he was committed, and probably felt bad about the raccoon's suffering but kept on a wackin.
I think my dad may have finished him off. I did not wack that raccoon ... I assure you.
It was nothing but teeth fur and claws. Like a Tasmanian devil that little bastard.

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

By that time he was committed, and probably felt bad about the raccoon's suffering but kept on a wackin.
I think my dad may have finished him off. I did not wack that raccoon ... I assure you.

boy, i have a sick mind.

 

[GunSlinger]

I particularly liked the part where the raccoon was break dancing after the shovel strike. Only thing missing was a musical background...perhaps the brothers Gibb singing "Staying Alive".

 

[BGDave]

It can get gruesome. Several years age my weather head was pulled down in a storm. I ran my generator in a locked garage to prevent theft. Spring turned to summer and noticed a distinct odor coming from somewhere in the garage. After much searching found a putrid corpse of a possum under a Austin Healy. Must have gassed his butt with the generator. Had to remove the remains with a shovel and many, many paper towels. Ickiest thing ever.