Knock, Knock, Who's There? The World's Funniest Joke!

[Jack Burton]

Actually has "firearm content" if you stick with it for just a little while. A rehash of older news but still worth a smile.

Knock, Knock, Who's There? The World's Funniest Joke! : Discovery News

 

[mrortega]

Sorry for the thread-jack but my wife makes me think of one of my favorite jokes every time she peels a banana. A lady got on an airplane with her baby and was shown her seat. The guy in the next seat was drunk and looked at the lady and said, "Whoa. Tha's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. The mom was shocked and said, "How dare you insult my child!" He replied, "Yep, I've seen some ugly ones but yours takes the cake." Now crying, the mother calls a stewardess and says, "This horrible man is making terrible, insulting comments to me." The stewy says, "Please calm down, mam. I'll get a glass of water for you and a banana for your monkey."

 

[Jubba]

I have that as a ringtone for one of my friends who hunts. Somebody sent it to me as a text. Good stuff.