Lactating drunk woman sprays cops with breast milk

[joslar15]

Read more: Drunk Wife Sprays Breast Milk At Deputies, Sheriff Says | NBC 4i

 

[printcraft]

 

[Fishersjohn48]

It's times like this that make me wish I was a cop......

EDIT:

Forgot to use purple.

 

[KG1]

A drunk Westerville woman sprays deputies with breast milk after she gets into a fight with her husband at a wedding reception, deputies say.

Stephanie Robinette, 30, will be in court Monday morning to answer to charges of domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.

Delaware County deputies responded to a domestic violence call at the Bridgewater Banquet Facility, Sawmill Parkway, at about 1 a.m. Sunday.

Read more: Drunk Wife Sprays Breast Milk At Deputies, Sheriff Says | NBC 4i

Yeah right. Like that's never happened before.

 

[sbcman]

"She pulled her right breast out of her dress and sprayed deputies and the vehicle with breast milk, according to the sheriff's report."

So this is how drunk you have to be to resort to breat milk as a weapon.

Poor kids.

 

[joslar15]

"Ma'am, you better hoster your weapon or we'll ..."

 

[tyler34]

she was just giving them an leo discount on coffee creamer.

 

[indykid]

I hope this doesn't lead to a ban on this sort of weapon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kitty]

The scariest part of all of this is that "this" is raising KIDS!

 

[Zephri]

Haha! Wow thats certainly an odd way to resist arrest. X3

 

[snowman46919]

Usually you have to pay extra for that, and why was she working a reception unless of course she was a brides maid

 

[Arm America]

The scariest part of all of this is that "this" is raising KIDS!

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Exactly...........

Explain this one to your kids when they get older.

 

[96firephoenix]

It's times like this that make me wish I was a cop......

so you're so desperate that getting sprayed with milk is worth it to you just to see a breast? I'm surprised that you are using your internet for INGO.

Or you could choose this other piece of jest:

so you're so desperate that being a cop is worth it to you just to see a breast? I'm surprised that you are using your internet for INGO.

 

[Benny]

What a lucky husband and kids.

 

[Kutnupe14]

She's blonde, and thus crazy... duh ... dark haired women FTW!

 

[printcraft]

 

[KG1]

nom, nom,omm, nom....raaaarrr!

 

[ironjaw]

"excuse me, while I whip this out"

 

[jedi]

She's blonde, and thus crazy... duh ... dark haired women FTW!

this is her BTW

 

[Rookie]

Tastes better straight from the tap.