List your Favorite Sayings

[jsharmon7]

"You're like a blister, you only show up after the hard work is all done."

 

[GREEN607]

One of my faves is actually on a sign, at a westside gun shop (or at least it used to be)...

"This establishment is protected 4 nites a week, by a 12 gauge shotgun and a German Shepard guard dog. You guess the nites."

 

[db1959]

Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. -- A Eintein

 

[Hookfish]

My grandpa always says this one:
"It's hotter than a two p*ckered billy goat."

 

[Hammer]

F***ed up as a Football Bat

 

[armedindy]

things and stuff

 

[tenring]

"Youth is such a precious thing, why waste it on the young." Will Rogers

 

[pute62]

"it's like mental warfare with an unarmed opponent"

"get the hell on Felisha"

"oh,duct tape awl fix that"

and the most hated one "whatever"

 

[AZ Hunter]

"Finer than a frogs hair"

"Out like a fat kid in dodgeball"

"Sweating like a whore in church"

And I knew it a little different Gunslinger

"Wish in one hand and **** in the other and see which one fills up first"

Sorry....i dont have the poo smiley.

 

[7th Stepper]

Ok, a few more...

That'll go over like a fart in church....

He doesn't have the common sense God gave a gnat!

S*** or get off the pot!

Move it or lose it!

God willing and the Creeks don't rise....(one of Bills)

Put that thing down before you poke someone's eye out with it!!!
(usually said to children)

My momma raised me crazy, not stupid!

Blond to her DNA!

She can trace her roots back to Darwin's theory, the Monkey side!

And my dad's favorite:

My game, my gun, my rules!

Bills sayings: "I wouldn't P*** on him/her if he/she were on fire!

Euuu. did that hurt? Cuz that s*** looked real painful!

You could fall of your own feet, even if you were barefoot!

Oh, and last but not least: Never drive faster than your angels can fly!

 

[WILSON]

Today?



“The First Amendment doesn't give you the right go into a crowded fire-station and yell 'THEATER!”

 

[INyooper]

That'll go over like a fart in church....

Not a quote, but reminds me of:

Pastor who farts in church sits in his own pew.

 

[historybuff]

Describing someone who talks way too much: "He's windy enough to blow up an onion sack."

 

[451_Detonics]

favorite sayings of Lazarus Long...

Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.

It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired.

Never try to out-stubborn a cat.

 

[WILSON]

Nihil est incertius vulgo, nihil obscurius voluntate hominum, nihil fallacius ratione tota comitiorum.



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Oderint dum timent ne me. ~ Caligula

 

[AmericanBob]

"well that's just sharper than a beer fart"

 

[H&SFarms]

If you can't duck, F**k it.

I'm madder than a Keebler elf demoted to fudge packer.

 

[shooter1054]

One of the most satisfying saying I heard was yesterday shooting at 400 yds: "Hit! Dead center."

 

[88GT]

Overkill is under-rated. That's my current fave.

 

[Fenway]

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth

-Mike Tyson