Little Known Facts

[phylodog]

An ostrich's eye is larger than its brain

 

[OneBadV8]

An ostrich's eye is larger than its brain

Just like politicians

 

[foszoe]

The recommended daily allowance of any vitamin with a recommended daily allowance is 100%

 

[DCR]

When Joe Biden was born he was closer to Abraham Lincoln's inauguration than he was to his own.

 

[Mgderf]

The recommended daily allowance of any vitamin with a recommended daily allowance is 100%

 

[KokomoDave]

I am racist therefore the Gov't owes me cocaine and it must be powder as I self identify as a pink flamingo. Now the Gov't has to repatriate me to Palm Beach Florida on their dime before I freeze to death in this coming poopy weather.

 

[ditcherman]

KokomoDave may be high.

 

[printcraft]

KokomoDave may be high.

 

[Brad69]

Sasquatch is real.

 

[Cameramonkey]

When Joe Biden was born he was closer to Abraham Lincoln's inauguration than he was to his own.

On a related note, I'm only older than Biden's political career by about 40 days. Bastard was first elected back in 72.

 

[loudgroove]

The speed of light is approximately 186,282 mps (miles per second)

And the sun is 8 light minutes away from the Earth.

 

[Michigan Slim]

You will always find what you are looking for in the last place you look for it.

 

[foszoe]

You will always find what you are looking for in the last place you look for it.

you haven't met my wife.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I’ve heard this before and this crossed my twitter feed just now.

 

[ditcherman]

You will always find what you are looking for in the last place you look for it.

I dunno, I’m pretty capable of giving up.

 

[Chewie]

I dunno, I’m pretty capable of giving up.

You will always find what you are looking for in the last place you look for it.

I give up looking quite frequently because as soon as I quit looking whatever I was looking for will come out of hiding so I don't have to look for it any longer

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[GodFearinGunTotin]

The shopping cart was invented in Tulsa, OK.

 

[Michigan Slim]

I give up looking quite frequently because as soon as I quit looking whatever I was looking for will come out of hiding so I don't have to look for it any longer

Punctuation intentionally not introduced for entertainment purposes only.

The surest way to find something is to go buy a new one. The old one will get jealous and show itself. I have three flaring tools.....

 

[Sigblitz]

10mm sockets slide off the edge of the earth.

 

[foszoe]

I have 7 10mm sockets.

probably started with 10.

Toilets swirl the other way south of the equator.